Very drunk. Etymology: the recently-revived 1980s fruit drink Um Bongo.

("Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,
A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.
He stuck it with the others and he danced a dainty tango.
The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"

Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.

The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.
The parrot painted packets that the whole caboodle landed in.
So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,
They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!" TV advert probably pulled owing to minimal likelihood of the Congolese actually shipping in long-life tropical fruit drinks from the UK.)

"Elspeth, what made you put this half-bagel in the DVD tray?" "Oh sorry mate, I was completely um-bongoed..."

um-bongoed by Weather Eye December 11, 2007

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Coco Bongoed

To be declined entry into an establishment, usually a nightclub, mainly due to looking and acting like a bum i.e. being um-bongoed

Aww man, I got Coco Bongoed last night. I was wearing flip flops and stank of piss

Coco Bongoed by Grant McUnit December 6, 2010

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Bogged downer

The overwhelming feelings of doom and gloom after receiving shadowy forebodings of the future from any member of the Romanian population.

The current Romanian economic forecasts are bleak, it's a real Bogged downer.

Bogged downer by MrT-maybe June 15, 2022

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cream bogied

mistakingly buying a lesser version of a product

ted: i bought the new beck cd yesterday
teddy: did you get the enhanced special cd/dvd with the music videos
ted: nope, cream bogied again

cream bogied by wbf3 October 10, 2005

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