Video Biffer

One who just can't seem to pull his finger from his arse and press record after the change of CCTV tapes.

1. Urban is a real video biffer, sack him.

Video Biffer by urbankhaos May 9, 2003

fat biffer 

Someone who is doing things expected of a fat person. Not usually an insult, as the fat biffer is almost never a fat person. Usually heard in the south of England. Is said quietly, and never with a tone of shock or surprise. This makes it sound like the fat biffer does this sort of thing all the time, though in truth he rarely does.

Dave in pub: Pint of Carling and two pies please.
Other dave: You fat biffer.

fat biffer by pissface3000 October 21, 2015

Buffer Nut 

When you're jacking off to porn and when the video stops to buffer you become too impatient for the video to resume so you just cum during the buffer screen.

"Dude I was watching this Dillion Harper vid last night on my phone but I only had 4G."

"Oh no, did you buffer nut?"

"Yea. I gotta get better internet..."

"Sick dude, let's blow each other."

Buffer Nut by ThisIsMatthewCastro June 21, 2018

bifler 

Biflette is a French word for being slapped in the face with someone's dick.
The verb for it is "bifler". It's a sign of great disrespect.

"L'etudiant biffle son camarade"
"Bifler est ne pas respecter quelqu'un."

bifler by GeorgeDarwin August 7, 2019

Biffen 

The small stretch of skin between a males anus and his ball sack.

"There is a place between your crack and your sack called your biffen, that's the place you don't want to be a sniffin'.

Biffen by Stano October 19, 2013

Boner Buffer 

An individual on the set of a porno film who helps the male star prepare for his scene.

A friend who constantly talks about what you should do with your girlfriend. Usually in a sexual connotation.

Colin! Stop being such a boner buffer.

Boner Buffer by LGUNNER October 31, 2009