running through a field of berries

What people say they were doing when accused of, or suspected of, smoking weed

Teacher: Why are you late? And why do you smell like marijuana?

Student: I was running through a field of berries.

running through a field of berries by BrayDawg November 13, 2014

ah, fuck berries 

First came to be from a popular web series called Red vs. Blue. A character named Tucker is the founder of (my personal) favorite swear.

An example of: "Ah, fuck berries!" IS "Ah, fuck berries." because it is a complete sentence.

ah, fuck berries by Travis Gram November 17, 2017

love berries 

both of the balls in the ball bag. not one but two testicals

i'll kick you right in your love berries!

DO your love berries work or are they just for looks

love berries by BMTF October 18, 2008

pit berries

lint and tissue build up that clings to the hairs in armpits or skin caused by deordorant, lint, and sweat. Looks funny on females when caked up wearing a black shirt.

Dude did you see her when she yawned with her arms up. Whats that shit in her pits. She must have a case of the pit berries.

Check your pits man you got some serious pit berry action. You better wipe that shit down.

pit berries by Jun P. May 31, 2010

Fresh Batch of Brown Berries

1. Having inadvertantly shit oneself in an attempt to pass gas

Whoah! Smells like someones got a fresh batch of brown berries. Im leaving!

Fresh Batch of Brown Berries by clichedguy February 5, 2006

twig and berries 

Slang for the penis. The Twig being the penis itself, and the berries being the testicles.

Ouch! I just got kicked in the twig and berries.

twig and berries by JB January 19, 2004

strumpet berries 

nipples

Jeff, did some one pinch your strumpet berries really hard? They look huge and swollen!

Shirley should have worn breast pedals. Her strumpet berries are poking through her dress.

strumpet berries by cordygo2hell April 14, 2009