Beet your ass 

When corrective action is needed without violence, a peeled beet is used to place a red mark in the ass crack.

If you make her mad because you aren’t doing your job, she will beet your ass so you don’t forget!

Beet your ass by Imwithstupid June 29, 2022

Beet Off

To throw multiple beets at a house.

He just beet off my house!

Beet Off by Cindy Chicken Nugget March 3, 2009

Beet Terrors 

The brief moment of terror when you think you may be pooping blood, only to realize that the deep red turds are a result of the beets you had for dinner the night before.

F*ck dude....it took me a good ten seconds to figure out that I wasn't shitting blood. It was that damn beet salad I had for dinner last night. F*ckin' beet terrors.

Beet Terrors by Srrrayze September 25, 2010

beet skeet 

To be hella boring/lame/overdone

"Man, this party is beet skeet"

beet skeet by fagx346456 September 2, 2006

Beet Jobbins 

Beet Jobbins is a measure of swag, with the highest level being pearl jobbins.

Dude, that pizzah is so beet jobbins. Like pearl jobbins.

Beet Jobbins by lord earl May 30, 2014

beet down

when 2 vegans fight

tim and charles had a beet down

beet down by nickilewinsky March 13, 2021

Beet Sauce 

A reallly unattractive eyesore
Someone who is ugly
A person who never gets laid without paying

That Girl is straight beet sauce

Beet Sauce by Ferris State Rasta December 13, 2010