beating army

A common colloquialism for "jerking off" at the US Naval Academy. Perhaps the most popular pastime among male midshipmen, due to a natural aversion towards dark siding, a general lack of attractive young women, and the ever present fear of being SAPR'd. Not to be confused with the female equivalent, "plebing your cover", which is a play on the term for the way freshmen (plebes) carry their covers (hats) by spreading their hand on the inside and carrying by their side.

I caught my roommate beating army last night. I'm not comfortable in the room anymore.

beating army by Chesty J December 1, 2014

ear beating 

When a person keeps talking to you until your ears start to feel actual physical pain from the steady flow of inane shit that is coming out of their mouth.

Ear Beater: "...So, then I realized that to de-worm my Cocker Spaniel, I would probably have to get it to stop eating shit, but before I did that I would need to let it out of its cage. Whenever I let that little fucker out of his cage he just pisses on everything. You know who else pisses on everything? Steve. One time he pissed on my Cocker Spaniel..."

Victim's Mind: Oh my fucking God, this is the worst ear beating ever.

ear beating by miguel666 January 2, 2014

Baking Soda Brigade 

Fire departments with a significant employe base of female firefighters. Coined, 'Baking Soda Brigades', due to common usage of baking soda in the extinguishing of small kitchen fires.

Madison, Wisconsin Fire Department is becoming a Baking Soda Brigade

Baking Soda Brigade by AdamLuke July 9, 2010

beating the gay allegations 

Used primarily on twitter to describe when someone does something that hints that they may be homosexual or commits a homosexual act. The response would usually be them getting called gay, so they would not be beating the gay allegations.

“Jeonghan said that the members of Seventeen are very good looking”
“He’s never beating the gay allegations”

beating the gay allegations by eataeil July 14, 2021

Breaking the Fourth Wall 

"The fourth wall" is an expression stemming from the world of theater. In most modern theater design, a room will consist of three physical walls, as well as a an imaginary fourth that serves to separate the world of the characters from that of the audience.

In fiction, "breaking the fourth wall" often means having a character become aware of their fictional nature. This can range from your character advising you to "Press X" in a tutorial all the way to Psycho Mantis reading your memory card and mentioning the other games you've been playing. However, the most direct violation of the fourth wall would be a character openly acknowledging they are in a video game or even directly speaking to you, the player, instead of to your character.

(Jak 3:)

Monk: This isn't a game!
-Jak and Daxter look toward the player with confused expressions-

(Dragon Age 2:)

Ghyslain (when a quest from him is available:) Does no one see this exclamation mark above my head?

(Other:)

Man: Have you ever wondered why everything we do is controlled by-

Dog: Stop! Breaking the fourth wall is a bad idea!

Breaking the Fourth Wall by Dante Hawke September 23, 2012

amy's baking company 

A terrible restaurant run by an angry Arabian and a psycho blonde. Made famous by Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares. Closed down a while ago so don't even think about going.

"That restaurant made Amy's Baking company look like fine dining!!!

amy's baking company by LORD OF THE YEET November 26, 2018

World-beating

(Adjective): shit, worthless.

The UK’s new COVID 19 track and trace system is world-beating

Boris Johnson is a world-beating premier.

World-beating by LaarsHead June 19, 2020