Battered mars bar

When a girl shits after anal and it's covered in spunk

I've just been for a shit and it was a battered mars bar

Battered mars bar by Chandave June 16, 2016

bartered 

another word for tired/knackered

mostly used by the posh

I am so bartered after tht sesh

bartered by beatrice hatty June 28, 2021

Basterd 

An intentional misspelling of the word “bastard” in A video game’s chat, so that it will not be censored.

That was my netherite, you basterd!

Basterd by amogus mcsusface May 24, 2022

corn-battered hotdog 

A sexual act that involves vomiting on a dick during a blowjob.

The blowjob was fantastic until she gave me a corn-battered hotdog.

corn-battered hotdog by SavageSkittles January 11, 2017

Sea basterd 

A sea like basterd

You sea basterd

Sea basterd by BigIanDries June 1, 2018

rapscallion basterd 

A funny ass British slang

shut the fuck up you rapscallion basterd

rapscallion basterd by Frxsty HZ December 20, 2021

battered 

like owned but for use in the real world

guy 1 whacks guy 2 around the head with a rolled up piece of paper)

guy 3: ha! battered

battered by Valarafon June 22, 2004