Crate&Barreled 

1. To be Crate&Barreled means your out of the dating game You're settling down and complacent. A person that is Crate &Barreled is at least temporarily happy and willing to pick out plates with his or her partner.

Jake was such a player but since meeting Katy, he's totally Crate&Barreled, They'll probably move to Beaverton and have a couple of kids.

Since making VP of Engineering, Sam is totally Crate&Barreled. Now all she wants to do is lead her team, mentor the newbies, and teach at the UC.

Crate&Barreled by Torbert October 15, 2020

double-barreled assault and battery 

(Not to be confused with domestic violence)when both partners in a relationship commit physical violence against each other, usually following an argument.

Slava Voynov's case is double-barreled assault and battery, not simple domestic violence, since both he and his girlfriend required medical attention following the incident.

double-barreled assault and battery by Uncle Dimma October 24, 2014

double barreled twinky

A fuckboyish redneck who wears too much cologne and spends his free time measuring his dick on everything. He probably owns more shoes than his cardboard cutout girlfriend. Is known to say Suh Dude and Damn Daniel because it turns him on.

Bob: Why is that guy measuring his dick on that light pole?
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.

Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.

double barreled twinky by HandleBroom July 31, 2016

Fudge-Barreled 

The distinctly male sensation of either having to shit or piss so bad that the pressure actually causes an erection.

Jim ate a 14 dollar order from taco bell and then drank a bunch of coffee while sitting in his car on a hot day and got fudge-barreled. He had to shit and piss so bad his dick got hard.

Fudge-Barreled by The truth 123 September 19, 2018

Double barreled asshole 

A man that usually brings his nice friend into a fight

Guy 1: Hey fuckface

Guy 2: Ya wanna fight?
Guy 1: Lemme get my friend
Guy 3: So whats this suprise?
Guy 2: Oh you double barreled asshole

Double barreled asshole by Turkey_Slapper69420 February 17, 2022

barrelled 

west coast beach slang, getting a sick tube ride.

whoa! mario just got barrelled for five seconds on that wave!

barrelled by sandspit October 25, 2007

Barrelesque

A description of someone who is of a portly stature - ie : Fat

She's put on a lot of weight

Yeah she's positively barrelesque.

Barrelesque by Kermit the Dog November 2, 2008