Bucky Barnes 

Bucky Barnes is the best friend of Steve Rogers, aka Captain America. He fought with him in the early 1900s. He is literally the hottest person alive but got caught and experimented on by HYDRA. When he fell off the train, HYDRA took him and made his even hot by giving him a VIBRANIUM ARM and POCKET KNIVES. He was sent to kill people so when he got out of control of hydra he had severe PTSD. He's literally just a giant fluff ball who needs someone that can love him, listen and comfort him about his horrible memories.

Anyone: Who is Bucky Barnes married to?
Steve: ME

Bucky Barnes by Mrs. Bucky Barnes April 26, 2021

Mr Barnes 

Fat, thinks he’s cool bad principal

What is that fat guy doing? Oh that’s just mr barnes

Mr Barnes by Tickle head September 26, 2018

Ashley Barnes 

The best shithouse player to ever grace the premier league.

Diego costa is a b-tec Ashley Barnes

Ashley Barnes by Nottherealcoolguy December 8, 2019

Scottie Barnes 

The best fuking NBA player of all time. He’s the real deal and nobody should ever mess with him. If u ever make Scottie mad get ready for him to drop 100 on u. Also the greatest Toronto Raptor of all time DADDIES

OMG who just gave that man a facial?
SCOTTIE BARNES FUKING NIGGA

Scottie Barnes by Her Fav Person ever (D) December 1, 2021

barnes 

A gracious human bieng with big heart and thick skin. A brave warrior on or off a battle ground. A man complete for existence or a man too never forget.

The barnes raidered the field as we stood back to back and fought our way to freedom

barnes by vikbjorn May 25, 2008

BarneySplat 

BarneySplat was a BBS door game that allowed the player to do all kinds of cruel things to our favourite bloated & distended purple dinosaur Barney.

Released by Bong Software in 1993, this text-only game allowed the player to get Barney drunk or stoned; even Baby Bop and the kids get to smoke out and get hammered. You also receive opportunities to kill the satanic purple pedophile ?(along with everybody el;se!) in addition to getting everybody ripped or stupid-drunk until they're all eliminated from the game.

An example screen would look like this:

"I have an idea!" Barney says. "Let's have a TEA party!"
Everyone gets out the tea and cookies, you get ready your arsonic and alcohol.

Fun things to try at the "TEA" party:
(S)pike it
try to make (P)eace tea
or (D)on't do anything

Hey Carlton! That BBS I was just on has BarneySplat in their door games menu!

BarneySplat by Telephony June 22, 2019

Ben Barnes 

Ben Barnes is my hubby. He is a sexy god. Fan cast on young Sirius Black.

My hubby is the best thing in the world. Also his pp is huuuuge.

Me: Ben Barnes is my hubby, back off whore.

Ben Barnes by High on Wolfstar smut November 10, 2021