Pork Scotch Barbecue 

A barbecue arranged by a boring old twat. No one turns up except his ugly girlfriend. They eat garlic bread at a plastic table, then proceed to drink gin and tonic until they're almost comatose. At which point the boring fat twat plays crap music very loud and dances like a spack. No Pork Scotch Barbecue is complete without the tedious "host" donning a leather cowboy hat, imagining he's a 5 foot 4 Clint Eastwood.

Flonkule: Is The Porky Scotcher at work today?

Mickus: No its not and the Sun's out so you know what that means don't you?

Flonkule: Bollocks! Another Pork Scotch Barbecue!

Pork Scotch Barbecue by Lumpbag May 24, 2009

Mr Barbeque 

Mr Barbeque aka Mr BBQ aka Omfgwtfbbq is a man made by crazy germans during the eh.. 15th century, they made him out of pure übersauce and steel!

if you want you can add his ms and cyb0r with him! [e-mail]

Mr Barbeque leiks mudkipz

Mr Barbeque by MR BARBEQUE October 24, 2008

Barbecue Bitch 

A woman, usually a wife, who takes control of a backyard barbecue and becomes a complete cunt, usually for no reason. She will try to take over the responsibilities of her husband such as grilling the burgers. She makes everyone annoyed and pissed off with her cunty attitude as she parades around acting like hot shit in front of all her husbands friends. She is a sight to see and may act nice on the surface but she is always causing drama to make sure all the attention stays on her.

His wife is really acting like a Barbecue Bitch, I'm gonna grab as many beers as I can and get the fuck outta here!

Barbecue Bitch by Veronica Roxxi April 17, 2016

Barbecue Remarketing

The act of stealing a barbecue from hard working individuals homes, only to turn around and strip them down, repaint, and repair them in order to sell them at a flea market.

I am in the line of barbecue remarketing. Just steal four at a time so its theft under CAD$1000, and sell them at the flea market. Basically peaches and cake.

Barbecue Remarketing by Drunkcrazyfuckinglunatic June 23, 2018

Syracuse barbecue 

If a woman discloses to her friends that she has not had a sexual partner who has been able to successfully bring her to climax, those friends may organize a Syracuse Barbecue, during which they will team up to give the orgasm-virgin her first orgasm.

I'm sorry to hear that your partners have not been able to satisfy you sexually. It's time for a good old fashioned Syracuse Barbecue.

Syracuse barbecue by AustinBoston July 15, 2015

barbeque chips 

YUMMMMMYYY AS HECK! WHEN YOU TRY THESE CHIPS YOU WILL FILLED WITH JOY AND DELIGHT. THE CRUNCH OF THIS INCREDIBLE CREATION! THIS CHIP SHOULD BE TRIED BY EVERYONE IN THE WORLD!

1) HAVE YOU TRIED THEM BARBEQUE CHIPS YET?
2) YAY
1) LIKE THEM
2) MEH.
1) YOU ARE DEAD TO ME!

barbeque chips by Artic Fox 5227 May 29, 2019

Iowa city barbaque 

Sex position where a guy is doing a chick doggy style while eating a burger. He may casually rest the burger on the ladies back in between bites. Although he must make sure to save the last bite for her after he blows his load on it.

"Dude, last night when I was nailing this hot chick I gave her an Iowa City Barbaque."

Iowa city barbaque by Bare E 1 May 29, 2009