bald spit of genius 

n.

An intelligent male with receding hair, sometimes completely bald.

Lex Luthur is a bald spit of genius.

*The spit is sometimes misinterpreted as "spot"; this is incorrect

bald spit of genius by Ballsackreligious November 8, 2004

Bald Seagulls 

The best intramural squad on the University of Akron's Campus. Competing in primarily basketball and flag football.

"Oh great we have to play the Bald Seagulls in the first round"

Bald Seagulls by Big_Mike21 September 14, 2011

Bandy Snatch 

A bandy snatch is a vagina that has been rammed so much that it has the ability to stretch like a jumbo sized rubber band. A bandy snatch is not a good thing, unless you have a horse penis. Some may say "its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway"

"I wanted to fuck Monique so bad, but once i saw that hoe had a bandy snatch, i slapped the bitch and ran."

Bandy Snatch by Davidd Nielsen May 20, 2009

bald strawberry 

A red headed person (Ginger) with no pubic hair.

I got this burly Ginger home last night, but it turns out he was a bald strawberry.

bald strawberry by buffalohides January 2, 2014

bald spot 

a drink made up of: a shot of absolut, a shot of cuervo, and a bit f o.j.

"we only have absolut, cuervo, and o.j. left"
"perfect! make me a bald spot"

bald spot by de nephew August 31, 2007

Bald swag 

an instance where a person is seen as cool, that has acquired a bald spot.

Hair + baldspot = Baldswag

Susy: Wow john is really cool
John: Baldswag

see in this instance john has a bald spot therefore his swag is fully bald therefore bald swag is acquired to the maximum.

Bald swag by Cat Swiftness December 17, 2012

badly stuffed kebab

A womans vagina that is rather ragged and large with misc bits hanging off it. Urggh

Oooh everybody can see my "badly stuffed" kebab - Jade Goody

badly stuffed kebab by Darkedge August 14, 2003