Assinated

The act of Assassinating or being Assassinated in the Halo series. Unlike being Assassinated, this induces a feeling of being raped from behind by a 7 foot human tank with an aftertaste of Where-The-Fuck-Did-That-Come-From.

Player 1: "Ugh, you Assinated me! Thats so cheap you n00b. I'm calling Bungie!"

Player 2: "Yeah, yeah. Use your motion tracker and maybe you'll see it coming... Your still gonna get raped though. Just thought you'd like to know."

Assinated by ShadowmanZ92 October 11, 2008

assination

to extensively abuse one with the bare ass of the assailant, therefore causing the victim to endure the true effect of incomprehensible disrespect

A mega assination took place when Nick's entire ass engulfed the whole face of the unsuspecting Matt.

assination by Andrew T. Word August 29, 2005

Assinate 

To twerk on someone until death.

Alex: I'm voting for Trump, wanna know why?
Mel: Because he will get assinated as soon as he steps into office...

Assinate by parvnoide July 17, 2016

Assinate 

When a person accidentally kills or murders another person by sitting on their face with their ass.

Paul and I are no longer together because during a kinky night of sexing, I accidentally Assinated him.

Assinate by Mr Howell December 21, 2014

Asstinator 

A person who procastinates by sitting on there behind instead of doing what needs to be done

Roach is the biggest Asstinator out of all my friends.

Asstinator by Only Me September 21, 2005

Asianator 

The most awesome way to describe a bomb Asian person. Best to call Asians this if they love KFC, dig Final Fantasy, give off the yellow-fever, and all that jazz.

Guy 1: Daaamn, you saw that Asianator that just passed by? She was fiiiiiine, her body's amazing even if she hit up KFC.

Guy 2: Yeah man I wanna get me some Asianator. She rocks my world with her bomb Asian-ness.

Example 2:

Girl 1: Wowwww, that Asianator... so awesome.

Girl 2: Right, he can eat KFC and still look that fit! Amaziiiing.

Asianator by MissTrololol September 3, 2011

Ass-assinate 

To fuck someone in the ass so hard for so long that they literally die.

I fucked your Mom... balls deep in the ass... for 24 hours straight... until she died.

I ass-assinated her!

Ass-assinate by asstastic August 22, 2012