assiot 

noun - Someone who is being an ass and an idiot.

Our V.P. of Internet Sales is such an assiot that he pays people to come give presentations about topics we already know.

assiot by Stalort July 13, 2009

assiton assimilators 

Another name for toilet paper (bungwipe, paper toliets, rollios, TP, buttwipe, etc.)

{James, in a toilet stall adjacent to one that somebody else is using}: Hey buddy next door! Do you have any assiton assimilators that I can borrow?

assiton assimilators by Telephony April 26, 2014

missing assignment

When you parents are on your ass when you just tryna live your life and have fun and your teacher is a bitch

“Nordan you have a missing assignment!!”

“Fuck off mom”

missing assignment by NordysOnSaturn February 20, 2018

Assia 

The best women you will get to know in your life.
Loves coocking soccer cars sleeping food etc.
Will always have your back even if you're in trouble

Im gonna chill with my homegirl assia

Assia by Madeune February 26, 2017

assissippi 

(noun)A form of swamp ass when back sweat is visibly soaking ones shirt and can be seen running down ones back and into the ass crack. Resembling the Mississippi River delta basin after a strong rain storm.

Damn it's hot out here, the tide must be rising or I have some serious assissippi going on here.

assissippi by horses May 8, 2006

Assistant Principal 

Always assuming that people do things, despite lack of credible evidence to support it. They also have a real talent in sticking their noses where they aren't necessary, usually to provoke problems that weren't there before.

The Assistant Principal is inept at proving his point.
The Assistant Principal's job is to try to find something to suspend you for
The Assistant Principal's sole purpose is to administrate whereas the Principal's sole purpose is to represent

Assistant Principal by anna bn April 9, 2009

Assisted Autofelletio 

Background: Autofelletio is the act of performing fellatio on one's self.

The assisted autofelletio is achieved with the help of another person. As one person attempts autofelletio the second person pushes down on the shoulders in unison with the up and down motion of the first person.

The first person can use a free hand to increase stimulation during assisted autofelletio.

Bill: "Last night Jackie didn't want to give me a blow job but she helped me blow myself"

Rob: "You got her to give you assisted autofelletio?"

Bill: "Totally!"

Assisted Autofelletio by Jack Itoff December 22, 2010