Assessinate 

(v.) To analyse something to death; to assess or debate something beyond rationality until the only possible reaction is to drop it and let it lie. To assess an issue, situation or decision so long and hard that it loses all meaning, perspective or interest; to scrutinize a person beyond reason such that the assessor and/or assessed loses interest or the will to live.

conj. assessinat -es; -ing; -ed. See also Assessination.

(1) Britney Spears was was assessinated by the popular media. (2) Sandra had been single for five years; she tended to assessinate men. (3) Tom assessinated his choice of university degree subject and took a gap year instead.

Assessinate by SimpleCreature May 19, 2010

Driving Assessor 

A person that assesses how much you suck at driving. They often fail you the first time you go for your test in effort to gain an extra $55.

guy 1: That guy lost $110
guy 2: he must of seen the Driving Assessor.

Driving Assessor by woaeyu July 8, 2011

Assessment test 

A bullshit pre-employment test on a job application where you have to constantly answer "strongly agree" or "strongly disagree" to become a potential employee.

Sarah's application included an assessment test with 60 questions asking how would she react in work related situations.

Assessment test by dawnmusic December 20, 2016

Assessory 

Formerly known as a 'gold digger' this term refers to a female or 'piece of ass' who acts as an accessory to her wealthy boyfriend or husband. Assessory. These females are known more for who they are boning at the time, rather than who they are. Some experts in the field have suggested that they are actually mythical creatures which appear only when men reach income levels of the mid-six figures, or sign NBA contracts.

Damn, look at that assessory! Don't know that bitch's name, but shes draped over that dude like a scarf. Sometimes he rolls with two assessories at a time. Stupid hos!

Assessory by the[S]MAG October 3, 2007

Risk Assessment 

A form designed by bureaucrats to waste the time of people with useful jobs

1: I need to do this work
2: Here's 4 risk assessment forms to fill out

...days later...

1. Ok I've done that
2. You filled out the wrong ones, here are the new ones

....later still....

1. Look, just tell me what to write!
2. Have you considered that blowing you nose and getting a nosebleed should be on here
1. What? I just want to weigh some stuff that is otherwise kept in the freezer
2. You're using a freezer! Here's another risk assessment to fill out

Risk Assessment by pseuodnymphomaniac October 7, 2015

Passenger assessment

The tendency, especially while waiting for a plane, to scan one's fellow passengers for signs of violent intention. This tends to increase after an airline incident or near incident.

Jake surreptitiously looked up and down the many aisles of chairs as he waited for his plane to arrive at the gate. Passenger assessment is an essential part of flying these days. he rationalized.

Passenger assessment by Cirdellin December 31, 2009

assessment 

the process of determining wear on a piece of furniture based on the number of times it has been sat in

You know, John's been sleeping on the couch for months, plus all the parties we've been having? It might be time to give that couch a serious assessment.

assessment by Cadalso January 29, 2008