Albanian Dishwasher 

When you run out of dish soap and you lost your sponge that you have to use your nephew’s Albanian friend to clean the dishes with their tears and sweat to clean the dishes spotless

Mom: honey is your friend here?
Son: yes Mom, he’s here with me, playing Roblox.

Mom: tell him I need some help with the dishes, I need to use him as my Albanian dishwasher.

Albanian dishwasher: I’ll be right there Miss!

Albanian Dishwasher by 7akeshi September 11, 2018

Albania 

Red and Black I dress Eagle on my chest hood to be in Albania wear my head up high for flag I die I’m proud to be an Albanian.

Aleksandër: Man I’m so proud to be an Albanian it makes me wanna sing.
Thomas: Please don’t.
Aleksandër: Red and Black I dress Eagle on my chest hood to be in Albania wear my head up high for flag I die I’m proud to be an Albanian.

Albania by Negus of Niggopia January 24, 2022

Albania 

Country full of mafia and drugs. And bunkers for some reason

"Bro I'm going go to Albania this summer"
"You can't go to Albania, you're Serbian!"

Albania by thotbegone69 March 10, 2021

Albanese 

When someone takes a massive, smelly shit in the bathroom and then turns the fan off and closes the door on the way out so the next person that comes in gets a roundhouse kick to the face with the horrendous smell.

Goddammit!! I just used the bathroom outside the Security Office downstairs and someone pulled an Albanese! I almost puked when I opened the door!

Albanese by sjb352 January 22, 2019

kanye albania 

Sus

That Kanye Albania is a sussy baka

kanye albania by BarnabyBarnips June 2, 2021

Albanian Goggles 

The act of placing one's testicles upon another's eyes with the penis resting on the forehead, usually by a person of albanian background.

Dennis: Yo come to my room i want to show you my rare albanian goggles.

Amanda: Okay..where are they?

Dennis: Get on your knees and close your eyes...i want to put them on you..

Amanda: hahaha ok....

Proceeds to put his balls on her face.

Dennis: (to his friends the next day) I gave her Albanian Goggles!

Albanian Goggles by DeHeme November 26, 2009

albanian noodle 

When you cum in a girls nose and throw them down stairs

"hey babe wanna do the albanian noodle tonight?"

albanian noodle by rape=good_health_care November 15, 2017