Afghani Blood Sausage 

When you screw a girl on her rag, and then she proceeds to give you head afterwards

I thought I was going to puke, when my girl and I performed the Afghani Blood Sausage.

Afghani Blood Sausage by bigtm09 February 13, 2010

Afghani Goggles

Similar and often confused with tea bagging. This does not involve putting one's ball in the mouth, but mearly draping the scrotum over the bridge of one's nose. A highly entertaining stunt.

Dude, last night, when Nick was totally fucked up, I gave him Afghani Goggles and so many fucking pictures were taken.

Afghani Goggles by Hammy November 24, 2003

Afghani Finger Sandwich 

When a man covers his penis in hummus and is then jerked off by middlefinger, index finger and thumb.

"All I have is hummus"...."AWESOME WE CAN HAVE AFGHANI FINGER SANDWICHES!!!"

Best part about this one is that YOU CAN DO IT TO YOURSELF!

Afghani Finger Sandwich by bransuave November 5, 2010

Afghani Gas Chamber 

When you take a shit, turn on the heating and turn off the toilet fan.

Wow, I wouldn't go in there; smells like an Afghani Gas Chamber

Afghani Gas Chamber by vulgarbehaviour February 14, 2022

Afghani bell ringer 

When you have a long shit and it slowly slides across your taint and balls before diving in the water.

I just took a huge afghani bell ringer on the toilet.

Afghani bell ringer by Nut N run September 1, 2017

Afghani Black Hawk 

Sexual act in which, while penetrating your partner, you spin using your penis as a pivotal point, like a helicopter.

Crikey mate, I hit my Sheila with the Afghani Black Hawk this arvo, it was fire.

Afghani Black Hawk by Gulf War Doctor April 1, 2020

Afghani pull-out 

When having sex with a stripper and you pull out, but the act still results in pregnancy

My buddy Hunter did an Afghani pull-out and now he is a baby daddy.

Afghani pull-out by Eurloch August 17, 2021