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On a Donkey's Left Toe 

verb;
The toe of a donkey, preferably on the left side.
I swear on a donkey's left toe that Greta left her husband for Tom.

Can you kill someone with a toenail? 

A question that has challenged and crossed the minds of many but has no clear answer anywhere on the internet. I believe that, Yes you can indeed kill someone using only a toe nail.
Can you kill someone with a toenail?
Yeah Easily

such a toedrag 

It's almost like a tease. One thinks that they are going to obtain something and then it gets pulled away from them last second.
The teacher saying that the test was canceled yesterday and reporting to class today that it actually is presumed was such a toedrag.
such a toedrag by Toedragman1 September 19, 2013

Doing a Toeran 

Disappearing for a prolonged amount of time without a trace. ( Alternatively saying you will be right back in 5 minutes and disappearing for the entire day.)
God damnit, Aiden's 'Doing a Toeran'.

“toey as a Roman sandal!”

Many Aussies like to use the slang word “toey” when they are horny - aroused - ready for sex, or whatever comes close! The expression known as “toey as a Roman sandal” means you are really horny and ready for whatever comes close to sex, or sexual intercourse. Sexual intercourse may sound old fashioned, but you could say anything regarding being “toey as a Roman sandal”. Say anything regarding sexual or sensual arousal - anything like “I’m feeling amorous. Are you?” Or, “Do you feel like making love?” or you could even quote something from Barry White or James Brown. Whatever turns you on!
“Norman! You’re “toey as a Roman sandal!”

“Hey?”

“You dont know what that means? You’re really horny!”
“Aha!”