pick a card, any card 

pick a card, any card.
Drink if it is a 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,jack,queen,king,joker or ace of spades, clubs, hearts or diamonds
you must drink.
The game goes clockwise, but if you drank then you have to pick another card, any card.

kathleen: 'Garry, pick a card, any card'
*Garry picks card*
Kathleen: Drink!
Garry: weaiguvogmkanetjewokgbmk (He is too drunk for words)

pick a card, any card by Kathleenthorpe January 24, 2009

Pick-a-nick 

When youre getting head, upside down and you ejaculate and the cum is dripping out of your mates nose, then when the mixture of snot and cum is dripping out of their nose, That is your dinner/pick-a-nick

Tim:I just had a pick-a-nick with mom
John:wtf?!
Tim: :)))

Pick-a-nick by Cthulus' firey cyclone April 11, 2017

pick a bale of cotton 

Originally an innocent folk song, pick a bale of cotton is a racist folk song about black people, most likely slaves, picking cotton.

Gonna jomp down, turn around, pick a bale of cotton. Jump down turn around, pick a bale a day!

pick a bale of cotton by TheReindeerInsideYourHead December 2, 2013

Pick a winner 

It's often used when you're being spotted on picking boogers from your nose.

NB- (picking in his nose)
RB- did you pick a winner?
NB- very funny...

Pick a winner by AndrzejUK August 26, 2008

pick a pig

the night at the local pub when ladies drinks are cheap... aka ladies night, penny pinchin pussy night, the hogline( the line of women outside waiting to get in for cheap liquor.

yo man .. its pick a pig night at shakers, lets go ..

hey dude, lets fly on down to the pick pig and get busy

pick a pig by matt March 7, 2004

Pick a fold 

When a girl is so fat you could fuck any part of her

Title of jpg showing fat girl: Pick a fold
Commenter 1: first
Commenter 2: gross!

Pick a fold by chops99 January 7, 2011

ROCK BOTTOM - pick a hand

after a jenkin drop'n'pop, taking your handful of semen, and picking up a piece of poop in the other hand, then with both hands behind your back, approaching someone and telling them to pick a hand. Placing the chosen item in his/her hand, and slapping them in the face with the other. Not to be performed on friends.

A man was murdered this weekend after performing a ROCK BOTTOM - pick a hand.

ROCK BOTTOM - pick a hand by James Delaware November 11, 2010