Few apples short of a fruitcake 

Someone/something below standards.

When someone is a complete asshole, with no real motive.

Same as:
Few fries short of a happy meal
Few yards short of a first down

I asked my boss for my first raise in two years, and he said I deserved it, but I wouldn't get it. He's either a total ass, or a few apples short of a fruitcake.

Few apples short of a fruitcake by hellokoala November 5, 2009

pulled a fruitcake

When you run out of time taking an exam and have to write random answers down

When you failed an exam

I just pulled a fruitcake on that chemistry test!

pulled a fruitcake by Patchsmellsgood January 18, 2017

Fine as a Fruitcake Friday 

A social media trend to post a photo of your lover. Happens weekly on Fridays. Similar challenges have been/ can be made following the formula *Adjective* as a *Food* *Time Frame*, such as Succulent as a Shrimp Cocktail Summer, Moist as a Muffin Monday, and Vivacious as Velveeta Cheese Valentine.

"I'm posting my girlfriend my fine as a fruitcake friday!"
"Omg but you just posted her as your Thick as a Turkey Leg Thursday! You're obsessed"

Fine as a Fruitcake Friday by duckygirl1 April 20, 2021

Pulling a Fritz 

Making a bet, lying to get out of the bet and then having a Britney Spears level meltdown when caught lying - all to get out of a bet!

Did you see that guy pulling a Fritzy last night?

What a sausage!

Pulling a Fritz by Propheciesforfritzy February 17, 2025

Neato like a Frito 

When you see someone that stands out in a crowd.

"Damn...that girl looking Neato like a Frito in that dress."

Neato like a Frito by Billy-Hill May 6, 2024

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife! 

A legendary line originates from the one and only sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. The ting's a mazza!

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife! by Mazza King October 7, 2018

Fruits a-hoola!

Universal cry issued by art students when leaping down stairwells exceeding 8 steps.

'Fruits a-hoola!' cried Simon as he leapt crazily from the 10th step.

Fruits a-hoola! by gnt November 2, 2008