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Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! 

An expression you say when you're in disbelief
Person 1: Did you know that dogs can't look up?
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!

A Lewis and Clark 

When two guys have sex with the same girl in the same day (or within a 24 hour period) at different times (probably hours apart). This does not include a Chinese Fires Drill, tag-team, or "switcharoo" or anything else that just means one is "waiting for their turn". It can not be planned or have any pre thought. It must happen naturally and without pushing. As with anything, consent is necessary and do not be a fuck about it. Lewis and Clark were the two best friends that anyone could have and had to spent a good amount of time with Sacagawea, and who knows what really happen.
"_____ had sex with her in the morning and _____ had sex with her at night, they have officially been dubbed 'Lewis and Clark".

"____ and _____ have 'Lewis and Clarked' ______.

"_____ and ______ have done 'A Lewis and Clark'.
A Lewis and Clark by $tingRay August 31, 2014

drop a quarter and call my uncle 

to take a shit and make someone eat it
if he dont stop talkin shit im gonna make him when i drop a quarter and call my uncle on his asse

pop a perc and catch a feel

take an edible and do something silly.
also a reference to a line in motorsport by migos.
omw to pop a perc and catch a feel.

The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science. 

The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.
The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.

A Ham And Cheddar

When you bust inside of a girl in the back of an Arbys on a Sunday afternoon.
I gave Nicole a Ham and Cheddar after church last week
A Ham And Cheddar by Kramer_KE April 25, 2021