I wanna kill you 

I wanna kill you is word that's typically used when someone wants to kill you

Jim - I wanna kill you
Tom - okay?

I wanna kill you by Cripple 150 April 5, 2021

I'll kill you

Used to express opposition or disagreement by someone who really is powerless to do anything against what you are about to do.

A false threat, unless used by a Hell's Angels during a gang war.

1. I swear I'll kill you if you touch my chocolate bar.
2. I'll kill you if you sleep with my boyfriend.

I'll kill you by Tim_ May 17, 2009

I'LL KILL YOU ALL 

The phrase uttered right before one person's heart is pierced with a metal object. This phrase can also be used to describe the feeling one gets after they run out of pie.

Person 1: We're out of pie, fuck.
Person 2: What do you mean we're out of pie? Fuck that! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!

I'LL KILL YOU ALL by Not Gibby December 19, 2007

When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you. 

A common saying

Austin: you know what they say, "When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you."

Jacob: Yea man, totally, that is what they say.

When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you. by Dr.Write March 25, 2020

I'm gonna kill you with a spoon 

Typically used by band directors as a threat when you can't get a note right or scratch the floor with a timpani pedal.

I swear Jada if you don't hit that B flat I'm gonna kill you with a spoon then go after your family.

I'm gonna kill you with a spoon by Hihihhygdhvfttyyuipo November 18, 2016

i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you 

a mob-like expression for the phrase "You will die if you hear my secret"

Guy 1: Duuuude, howdja get that Ipod touch?
Guy 2: i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you
Guy 1: is that a no?
Guy 2: WTF was that supposed to mean?
Guy 1: you tell me,
Guy 2: NO!

i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you by your best idiot May 23, 2010

I kill you tomorrow

1. A general phrase used in place of/or with, goodbye.

2. An empty threat used in the place of/ or with, please, in context of begging someone for whatever.

3. A reference to a fictional, yet lazy, hit man who only gives threats and doesn't do his job.

1. (Instead of goodbye): Ok, I kill you tomorrow!!
(Used with goodbye or similar word): Ok then, bye bye, I kill you tomorrow, see you.

2. (A) No don’t go, I kill you tomorrow!
(b) Please! I kill you tomorrow!!!

3.(quote) ’is ok, I kill you tomorrow.'

I kill you tomorrow by Dr. Charles Frederic Bantam November 5, 2009