Woodstock 99 

The worst concert of all time. Held at Griffis Air Force Base, Rome, NY July 23-25, 1999, it featured top acts at the time such as Limp Bizkit, Korn, Rage Against The Machine, Kid Rock, Jewel, The Dave Matthew Band, all night raves, video game demos and the like. It was infamously known for not allowing attendees to bring in food and subject them to overpriced food and water bottles. On the last night, riots and fires broke out resulting in hundreds of thousands of dollars of damage.

"Many a topless woman in the audience at Woodstock 99."

Woodstock 99 by RawPower1973 April 2, 2020

Woodstock Collegiate Institute 

Very cliquey. Very small. Very annoying teachers. Some very BAD teachers, theatre based, pretty talented musical theatre kids, that focus more on theatre than their grades. Some great people at this school. A common place to catch WCI students is union burger, the library parking lot, and coffee culture.

Woodstock Collegiate Institute is a mediocre school

Woodstock Collegiate Institute by the virgin mary 82 July 4, 2018

Woodstock Woodpecker 

An act in which whilst having sex with your girlfriend or wife, your dog (usually a Pug) sneaks into the room and starts licking your ass.

Me and Shirly were getting it on the other night, when out of nowhere, her Bull Mastif starting giving me a Woodstock Woodpecker.

Woodstock Woodpecker by Snowy Dragon February 18, 2007

Woodstock North High School 

Recently opened in 2008. It's sort of a crappy school mainly because there are no traditions laid down and all the sports and fine arts opportunities/curriculums suck. We have no reputation except being the "new" school. The auditorium is rather nice though, probably the best in our district. There's only 906 people that go there but it feels super crowded. Females can't wear real shorts or tank tops because the staff feels that they will attract pedo's. unfortunately females just want to cool off. our mascot is thunder which is kind of stupid and ridiculous because we don't actually have a mascot and if we did, it would probably be something ridiculous like a guy dressed up in a thundercloud costume. our colors are teal, black, and silver which is pretty uncommon so that's good. The name of this school is so unoriginal I almost cried when they officially named it Woodstock North High School. That sounds just like Woodstock High School except they added the word north in there. very unoriginal. Our school isn't even North of the other school. So yeah. Overall a brand new school that I don't enjoy going to because there isn't a good reputation and the sports/music/art/and theater opportunities suck. If you like a new, bland school then this is the school for you.

Where do you go to high school again?

Woodstock North High School.

Oh, that new place?

yeah..

haha! your football team lost against us.... 4 times in a row!

Woodstock North High School by WNHS August 29, 2011

Woodstock Thompson 

The Best Porn name Ever

we thought of this in church Woodstock Thompson (Good place and a last name)

Woodstock Thompson by JuggaloHoimez7 June 15, 2010

Woodstock Flakes 

Woodstock Flakes or Nutritional Yeast as it is traditionally called, dates back to ancient Egypt. It is a yeast fermented on molasses. The rise in popularity in recent years in the 'hippie' community has dubbed the formally known 'Nutritional Yeast' with a new name with less nutrition in the title. Containing 200% of your daily B12 per teaspoon, Woodstock Flakes are widley known as a dietary supplement and food seasoning.

Mix in fresh juice, top a salad, in soups, to thicken gravies, on popcorn, as a cheese substitute, or anywhere you want.

"Oh man, this popcorn is bland"
"You want to sprinkle some Woodstock Flakes on it?"
"Awesome! Thats the Shizit"

Woodstock Flakes by J-Here April 21, 2010

Woodstock Dancer 

The Woodstock Dancer is an unknown man towards the beginning of the Woodstock '69 movie. He is obviously on some sort of psychedelic drug. His face cannot be seen clearly but, he does have a beard and glasses.

Man, I was just watching Woodstock. That Woodstock Dancer guy is awesome, man.

Woodstock Dancer by Is The Gravy Wavy? December 18, 2010