Wish in one hand, shit in the other. 

"Wish in one hand, shit in the other. See which one gets filled first." When a person wants the impossible.

Joe: We need world peace. Can't we just all get along?
Tom: Well Joe, Wish in one hand, shit in the other.

Wish in one hand, shit in the other. by ebensteben April 27, 2008

Wish Sandwich 

Two pieces of bread and you wish something was in between

Momma, when them wish sandwiches gunna be ready

Wish Sandwich by Moose mode December 27, 2017

Wish Cigarette 

Wish is a South African brand of cigarettes... Which is considered Poes. When smoked has somewhat of a similar smell to burning pubic hair.

You smell like a Wish Cigarette
A. K. A. Burning pubic hair.

Wish Cigarette by CduP2004. February 20, 2020

Wish You Were Here 

To correct the above entry, Pink Floyd never delved into quadrophonics because "There weren't enough loonies ready to position themselves exactly in the canter of the room for the maximum listening experience."

Wish You Were Here, along with Animals and Dark Side of the Moon, is one of the best Pink Floyd albums. It dealt mainly with the abscence of Syd Barrett, but also took a stab at record companies and the music industry. The songs on Wish You Were Here are (in order):

- Shine On You Crazy Diamond (Part 1)
- Welcome To The Machine
- Have A Cigar
- Wish You Were Here
- Shine On You Crazy Diamond (Part 2)

JIM: Hey! Watcha got in that there hand of yours?
SALLY: Why, it's Pink Floyd's album, Wish You Were Here, of course!
JIM: Look! Over there!
SALLY: Hey! Give me back Pink FLoyd's album, Wish You Were Here!
JIM: No! It rocks too much ass!

Wish You Were Here by Cade Howard December 28, 2005

wish smoke 

The first cigarette in a pack, which you flip filter-down and put it back in the pack. Smoked as the last in the pack, at which point you make a wish. Invalid if you burn up the front of the filter, put it out before it's time or split it with someone.

Aaah, that was a nice wish smoke. Cross your fingers that I get laid tonight.

wish smoke by El Gordo October 19, 2004

wish a nigga woods 

Where the "don't mess with" niggas live. If you mess with a nigga (especially a nigga from footlocker) you would be approached by a bigger nigga. Fuck with that bigger nigga, .....................Just don't mess with niggas from the Wish A Nigga Woods

Man: oh. So you think you're going to bring all you little friends and jump me Kevin, well I'm from a little town called whoop ass.

Bigger Nigga . "Well I'm from a little town called Wish A Nigga Woods."

wish a nigga woods by Ariferrari401 April 6, 2015

Wish Upon A Blackstar

A celldweller album about some unstoppable figures granting death-wishes that were made upon a blackstar.

Dude 1: Dude, get the new Black Veil Brides album!
Dude 2: Nah, man. I'm listening to Celldweller's Wish Upon A Blackstar

Wish Upon A Blackstar by pkmtrainerdaniel October 29, 2013