wackin weener

when he whips it around in the air before sex. he slaps your face with that shit & slaps your ass. it stings against your skin & he groans when they collide. after being whipped around for so long his cum gets all creamed up in his nuts like every little sperm cell was just vibin' in a blender gettin' all creamy. he shoves that shit into your drippin' grandma cooch & it burns. no lube, just straight & dry. you share stds for hours & hours. at the end of this kind of sex you'll insides will be so stirred up & creamified, you will never be the same. & that bitch will have a road rash on his dick for years.

zoro: man i just want chad to put his wackin weener into my dry ass virgin cooch & open me up like never before
theodore: or i could do that
zoro: shut the fuck up you dumb fat fuckin' ugly ass lump tard go shove a dead bird up your ass

wackin weener by flappy_cooch_69 April 25, 2020

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Weene

Someone who often has orgasms while reading poetry.

There was a weene having an orgasm.

Weene by AppleKermit January 14, 2019

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little weener

in the process of not getting any action from girls, its also too small to get any from ur hand

Chris is a scavenger and he has a little weener.

little weener by Nick fa sho April 17, 2005

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the good ole Weenernator

When you repeatedly and aggressively smack your weener on a females forehead until her eyes are sticky shut.

"Dude, last was crazy! I was hammered, was making out with my girlfriend, and gave her the good ole weenernator."

" Sweet dude, give me some knucks."

the good ole Weenernator by DeeezNutzzzzah January 10, 2010