Skip to main content

writer protagonitis 

a condition that makes the sufferer unable to resist games, books, and movies that feature an author as the main character.
He had writer protagonitis, and was therefore unable to resist buying Alan Wake for xbox360, Steven King's Misery, or Finding Forrester.
writer protagonitis by Rotzo January 6, 2006

writer's constipation 

An antonym of writer's block. This phrase means having to many ideas in you mind, that you are not able to get them out in a orginsized and creative fasion.
I'm having a wicked hard time writing this story. I mean, I just have so many ideas. I think I'm suffering from writer's constipation man.

Writer's Block 

When your imaginary friends wont talk to you :(
Writer's Block sucks :\

Writer's balk 

Similar to writer's block, a writer is mentally incapacitated from writing. However, the incapacitation stems from lack of willpower or lack of interest/enthusiasm in the actual project, rather than a lack of imagination or creativity. Is often paired with, though not necessarily a part of, procrastination. Can be used as a verb (i.e., writer's balking, writer's balked).
1: Hey, did you start that essay that 3 assigned you?
2: No. Writer's balk. It's a shitty subject to talk about. I don't like writing about it.

3: What's keeping 5 from finishing the review?
4: She writer's balked because the movie is that awful.
3: Do I have to finish it?
4: Yeah.
Writer's balk by They call me Ze September 18, 2010

Writer's Block 

1) A period of time where a writer has no inspiration, thought-process, or even the faintest of ideas as to how to start or continue their current work.

2) Hell on earth.
1. I have writer's block. Kill me now.
2. I have writer's block– please just transform me into Icarus so I can fly towards the sun and burn myself alive.

writer's dilemma

The challenge, going forward, of creating drama in a world stripped of actual human interaction.
He'd need to set his story in the past. Or in the distant future. How could he tell a 2020 love story of a couple wearing masks? Home alone, staring at screens? Storytelling required contact. For the next while, this would be the writer's dilemma.