Coffee Urn 

Noun. (kaw-fee urn)

Where you keep the dead ashes of your old coffee grounds

After I brewed a pot of coffee my coffee died. I cremated it, sent in the obituary announcement and put my coffee in the coffee urn. Twas a sad, sad day.

Coffee Urn by Koffee Phreek August 20, 2010

$at.urn 

He's the most talented rapper at what he does. He's an underrated person

" baby just be mine and cuddle up inside my cardigan "

$at.urn

$at.urn by sendtitpicspls December 21, 2022

Aaron earned an iron urn 

the phrase that people from Baltimore can't say

Person 1: say "Aaron earned an iron urn"
Baltimore person: arn ernd an arn ern

Aaron earned an iron urn by 88177287 November 5, 2023

Urnt

An expression used to show that a situation is wack, corny, or unpleasing. Often said by the responder of a certain question or topic that is stated. Like the sound of a boat horn.

To blow the "urnt whistle" on a stupid topic or situation.

"Man that dude just threw a beer bottle at that police officer. Urnt!"

Man, Heather said she wasn't going to that dudes house and there her car is parked outside his house. What a trick! Urnt!

Urnt by Hinch951 March 4, 2009

urnalism

Today's Journalism - usually a poorly researched or even completely false article written by a "urnalist" pushing a specific narrative or agenda over facts. Compounds the word "Journalism" with "Urnal" in a way for obvious reasons.

Did you see the article written by a Urnalist at Eurogamer about dead or alive 6? It somehow managed to relate it to Trump and Ivanka's relationship? Holy fuck they are terrible at their job, Urnalism at its finest.

urnalism by _MaDMaN08 March 2, 2019

Urned 

v. to be hit, pummeled, thwonked, clobbered, punched, walloped, bopped, slapped, or smacked down with an urn.

Patty: He just hit her with the bottle that her father's ashes are in!
Rinaldo: Oooh, she just got urned!

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The funeral was quite docile until Uncle Franklin accidentally urned Grandma Beatrice.

Urned by sarahjakethejew June 7, 2010

urnate 

How some children pronounce the word urinate because they can not yet pronounce the 'yer' sound.

{six-year old Jason}: Daddy, can we stop the car? I have to urnate real bad!

urnate by Telephony June 19, 2014