Tucson Steamer 

Tying your victim's wrists and ankles to the bedposts then shitting on the person's face and leaving the person lying there until the shit dries(everything is dry in the desert)

GM deserves a Tucson Steamer!

Tucson Steamer by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

Tucson Tinkle 

The action of urinating into a person's vehicle (obviously someone you dislike or wish to upset) through the moon/sun roof.

Man, I hate that guy, I'm gonna take a Tucson Tinkle in his ride!

Tucson Tinkle by Delerious Tyme January 7, 2011

Tucson TuffGuy

A guy who thinks he is a tough guy, but is in fact fakin' like Clay Aiken. They even give the appearance of being a real tough guy by repeating tough guy verbiage that they learned from other fake tuffguys, but only other fake tuffguys buy into it. Anywhere but Tucson, they'd be somebody's bitch.

Diaz: You ain't cut like that!
Me (laughing): That doesn't mean much, coming from a Tucson Tuffguy like you, Diaz, you little bitch.

Tucson TuffGuy by Gaysofthunder69 October 25, 2015

Tucson Saftey Switch 

When two douchebags (most likely from Tucson) get so drunk that they give each other their car keys so they're both good to drive

I saw kid rock and Adam Sandler do a Tucson Saftey Switch at 2:30 in the morning at denneys

Tucson Saftey Switch by Bojangleson July 10, 2017

Tucson, Arizona 

1: the most amazing place on Earth!
2: where the hottest girls are from
3: the fucking desert where it's hot as hell... but the shirtless men make it worth it

"Hey! Where are you from?"
"I'm from Tucson, Arizona!"
"Damn you're lucky! You get all those sexy shirtless men!"

Tucson, Arizona by edog202011 February 28, 2009

Tucson bush people 

Is a collaboration of mixed people that are fucking insane. It includes the select few of dumbasses who for some reason just lost their minds and do the weirdest, funniest, and out of this world acts of public humiliation. These people will randomly appear or will travel to the same locations and quite possibly in groups. They might possibly be heavily involved in enjoying drugs and whatever else they can afford or find.

Frat boy: "Hey did you get a chance to see that dude who was roaming the campus in nothing but a sheet skirt and one flip flop. Screaming that Satan was actually his ex wife 2 years and what a bitch she was."?

Slutty T.A.: " NO. But I heard about it. And I was thinking and said out loud "goddammit and these Tucson bush people." And was wondering what the hell is up with that".

Tucson bush people by BigDaddyDeadSpace June 12, 2021

Tucson Toothpaste

The act of mixing your homies taint sweat and the purest cocaine money can buy, then proceeding to snort it off of said homies erect penis.

“Bro I’m so crashed from last night”
“Oh shit what happened bro?”
“Me and Johnny were mixing up Tucson Toothpaste”

Tucson Toothpaste by d i b s June 24, 2022