Tub
A tub is any being who dares consume more than 1 calorie a day. All non-tubs (gins) must, in fact, limit themselves to one steamed grain of cauliflower rice per year. If any more is consumed, you must be sacrificed to the immensely skinny, blue avatar men. Tubs must be eradicated in order for my fellow Gins to rise.
Look at that tubby capybara, it is so tubby for it cannot go a mere moment without consuming calories.
Tub by gefilte gin May 23, 2022
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