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Toledo Taco
When youre banging a chick from behind, you shit on plate, add grated cheese and lettuce, and then smash the contents of the plate on the woman's face like a pie. When she turns around after being insulted, cum on her face for the sour cream effect.
PK: Holy shit Delvy, I saw Maria today at work, she must have been pretty hungry last night.
Delvy: Fuck yeah man, she was eating Toledo Taco's all night.
Delvy: Fuck yeah man, she was eating Toledo Taco's all night.
Toledo Taco by T Town Playas January 28, 2006
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Toledo blindfold
The act of placing one's scrotum across the bridge of another person's nose so that one testicle drops neatly into each of the victim's eye sockets. Frequently used as punishment for people who pass out drunk at parties. Loosely related to teabagging.
When I saw Jane passed out on the floor, my immediate instinct was to drop my pants and give her the ol' Toledo blindfold.
Toledo blindfold by Captain Annoying December 14, 2008
Toledo Jackknife
When a male attmepts to fellate himself however the extreme angles involved cause him to throw his back out, and he is stuck in that position until help can arrive.
Toledo Jackknife by Benevir August 23, 2007
Toledo Mud Flap
A "Toledo Mud Flap" occurs when a man has anal sex with a woman (or man, if that's your thing) who has diarrhea. The man's testicles act as a mud flap, keeping excrement from splattering all over the room.
Toledo Mud Flap by Dirty Rugger July 11, 2009
Toledo Funguito
1. The act of a man not washing his penis for two years. He can accomplish this by covering his genetalia with a shower cap when he bathes, leaving a condom or balloon on his penis at all times, or by just skipping washing himself altogether. Once his penis is especially filthy and overgrown with mushrooms and other molds, and his pubics an enchanted forest full of woodland creatures, he will have unpretected intercourse with a lady. If all goes well, the animals populating his pubic region will leap onto the fur of the man's partner, thus spreading the fun and the funguito to as many people as possible.
2. The act of a man collecting his semen in a bowl or other dish for several months. Once he has a good amount built up (2 cups or so), he will leave it in a damp, warm, dark area for upwards of two years. When he uncovers his treat, it should have a thick, green, mossy coating on the top. He will then scoop as much of his fungusy prize as he can into his dominant hand, spring on an unsuspecting lady, and throw it into her welcoming face. If he chooses, he is welcome to say something victorious along the lines of, "You've been Funguitoed!" to the victim.
A member of the "Holy Toledo Trinity", along with the "Toledo Burrito" and the "Toledo Mosquito".
2. The act of a man collecting his semen in a bowl or other dish for several months. Once he has a good amount built up (2 cups or so), he will leave it in a damp, warm, dark area for upwards of two years. When he uncovers his treat, it should have a thick, green, mossy coating on the top. He will then scoop as much of his fungusy prize as he can into his dominant hand, spring on an unsuspecting lady, and throw it into her welcoming face. If he chooses, he is welcome to say something victorious along the lines of, "You've been Funguitoed!" to the victim.
A member of the "Holy Toledo Trinity", along with the "Toledo Burrito" and the "Toledo Mosquito".
"Did you hear about Terry? He pulled off a Toledo Funguito this weekend. Apparently he's been jerking off into a bowl and wearing a shower cap over his penis for, like, two years."
"Weird."
"Weird."
Toledo Funguito by The Earl of Teabag September 14, 2008
Toledo Ice Storm
When you are running late to work because you were caught up trying to scrub all the dried cum off your titties.
Toledo Ice Storm by ItsKevinTurds February 9, 2019