fun ticket 

word used for $100 bill.

Woody is so choice, he handed me a fun ticket before the game last night.

fun ticket by Bryan Stenny May 18, 2006

Ticked

Angry, annoyed; usually caused by someone else (one rarely becomes ticked by a situation). Also called 'ticked off'.

Fred stole my slippers! I'm ticked!

Ticked by Diggity Monkeez February 10, 2005

WISHFUL THINKER 

A wishful thinker is one who naively believes, what he/she wants an outcome to be, rather than dealing with the alternate reality of what the outcome probably in reality will be. Wishful thinkers are very sweet, but get into trouble with this way of assessing situations. Often very unrealistic, in a silly way. Pollyanna, optimistic. What they want to be true blinds them to reality.

I am sure the police will just give me a warning for my out of date inspection sticker.

I did not read any of the material for the test, and did not prepare at all, but I am sure I will get a good grade.

He is a wishful thinker.

WISHFUL THINKER by lastword2 April 14, 2008

tinkerbell wannab 

Tinkerbell wannabs, are known for ruing peoples lives. And are also known for being bitches.

Omg, did you know that Emily, Becky and their crew are tinkerbell wannabs?

tinkerbell wannab by WG thugette September 24, 2005

Tinder's law 

The Law of Tinder states if a tinder profile contains a picture with 2 or more people and it's not obvious who the tinderee is, the owner of the account - in almost all cases - is the least attractive person in the picture.

"Hey, I can't tell who Danielle is from her pictures... Who do you think it is"
"Tinder's law man, it's that ugly one on the end"

Tinder's law by Rick James C July 19, 2016

tinder takeout 

When you meet a girl on Tinder and she comes straight to your house

Yo, I ordered Tinder Takeout last night.
For real?
Yeah mean, this bitch Trina came straight to my place, fucked me and left.
That's a hella first date!

tinder takeout by Kevin Gnapoor, Badass MC February 12, 2017

Fern Ticket 

–noun: Used by couples to go in to the ferns for sexual activities.

After a enjoyable walk in the countryside, Stuart and Fran decided to use their Fern Ticket to round off a great day.

Fern Ticket by Shaftusmaximus May 8, 2008