tightass 

Use as a substitution for serious.

Nigel is tightass.
This is a tightass situation.

tightass by lig April 13, 2006

tightsaspants 

When a girl, usually during exam week at college but really any time she wants to be comfortable, wears tights as her pants for the day.

Tightaspants may be considered trashy, since they hide absolutely nothing.

Men are split over tightsaspants. Some adore them, and others abhor them.

example 1: (text message conversation)
Bro 1: Girl in the airport wearing tightsaspants.
Bro 2: tell her to take it off.
Bro 1: Gonna join the mile high club with Miss TightsAsPants... in the aisle, with tightaspants as a pillow
Bro 2: Yea son!!!

example 2:
Bro 1: What says "I don't care" louder than anything else in the world?
Bro 2: tightaspants

tightsaspants by bumjo February 27, 2012

Hopi Tights 

Breasts. Often protruding slightly sideways so as to get in the way of passers by.

"Oops! He just bumped my hopi tights on the way past!"

"Sarah's got such skewy hopi tights she should wear a better bra"

Hopi Tights by Ura November 8, 2012

dem tights 

When a girl wears tights and it makes her booty look fine 👌🏻

Oooh yes look that girl has dem tights

dem tights by G-easy February 8, 2017

Miru Tights 

An anime where you watch extremely detailed and over-animated tights sway for 12 minutes straight per episode. Only for the most die hard of foot fetishists and thigh lovers.

"Miru Tights is the perfect example of a fetish anime. No substance, just non-stop horniness for 12 minutes per episode. If you want a "fetish anime" with an actually good plot, watch Bunny Girl Senpai instead."

Miru Tights by KrimsonKatt January 24, 2022

tightsauce 

Something that is good, awesome, great, etc. Synonym of cool

Your car is tightsauce, man! It hauls ass.

tightsauce by SDlemon October 27, 2008

Ja-Tights 

Jeans/tights

Ja-tights are beast

Ja-Tights by Beyotch59 January 19, 2011