The kinky scale 

A scale starting from vanila to like proper chains and whips shit. 1 -10...1 being just missionary...10 he needs a fucking leesh

Wow he’s about an 8 on the kinky scale
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He’s like 2 he’s into a few things but not much

The kinky scale by Iwanttofuckforaliving October 15, 2018

The Enchilada Scale

The ultimate measurement for how attractive someone or something is, it is not just a measure of looks, but also of personally (if you put an enchilada in the microwave, the inside gets hot as well). It is a scale of 1-10 minutes with seconds as well, 3-4 minutes is average)

Hugh Jackman is a solid 8 on The Enchilada Scale. Donald Trump is a 15 second enchilada.

The Enchilada Scale by Enchilada Man March 20, 2019

The Puntable Scale

A scale of measurement from 1-10 used to outline the degree of ease used upon kicking an object. Whether it be a small dog at a 1, or an annoying unattractive girl at a 10.

Dude, check out that chick. She has gotta be a 6 or 7 on The Puntable Scale

The Puntable Scale by The Other Webster May 11, 2009

The Alexander Scale 

A 1-10 scale of how alexander a person, place, or thing is.

1-not that alexander
5-pretty alexander
10-extremely alexander

Hmm, this toast is a 7 on the alexander scale

The Alexander Scale by Mr. Enderman August 20, 2019

the redwood scale

a measurement of the number of proverbial redwood trees shoved up a person's rectum at any given time. The higher the redwood count the more unpleasant the person.

What a bitch, she's at least a 3.5 on the redwood scale

the redwood scale by MidwayDrFleming January 11, 2004

The Crunk Scale 

A Scale Devised by sociopsycologist and rapper Lil' Jon to describe the magnitude of energy, or crunkness, at a party. Crunkness is rated on a ten point scale with 1 being the lowest. This scale is highly subjective, so what is crunk for some might not be for others.

Guy 1: Dude that party last night was a ten on the Crunk Scale!

Guy 2: no it didn't you dumbass, it was a 2!

The Crunk Scale by eseguety April 10, 2009

The Dourif Scale 

The scale on which someone's coolness is based, reaching from -100 to +100 Dourifs. 0 Dourifs is average. Named after the actor Brad Dourif, who is universally accepted as a cool and talented person.

Dude, you know Nick Griffin? I've heard he is one of 3 people in the world to rate at -100 on The Dourif Scale.

The Dourif Scale by Bassinator March 17, 2011