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Leaving Players On The Field

To drop a deuce and not dispose of it properly (not flushing or making sure everything flushes).
Guy 1: "man those guys from programming keep coming over to our restroom to drop the kids off at the pool"

Guy 2: "I know and they have their own bathroom!"

Guy 1: "worst part is, THEY KEEP LEAVING PLAYERS ON THE FIELD"

If there's grass on the field, play ball

Traditionally, used to denote the beginning of (American) baseball season practice anxiously awaited by enthusiasts each springtime: If there was grass growing, then the season had progressed enou gh past winter to start the new season: "play ball!" More recently, it has become a slang inferring statutory laws regarding underage females did not, in practice, realistically apply and that instead, the presence of pubic hair (grass) indicated sufficient maturation to begin sexual activity (play ball).
"I know your sister's only twelve, but I go by baseball, not age, "If there's grass on the field, play ball!"

I'd plow the field 

Means you would want to have sexual relations with a woman, but not normal sexual relations, really really sexual relations, like you would want to with jessica alba or carmen electra. In other words you would fuck the shit out of her.

See: i'd hit the fuck out of it
Guy 1: Ayo you know angie from george lopez?

Guy 2: Hell yeah, I'd plow the field.

Guy 1: Haha who wouldnt?

plowing the field 

to engage in sexual intercourse in the missionary position while holding the woman's legs like the handles of a plow.
I was plowing the field last night with Betty.

Fairfield, The Flats, The Field,

Fairfield CA is a very divierse place one side of the town is ghetto while the other is very rich. Fairfield is in the BayArea like it's twin city Vallejo.

The city is home to rappers and producers such as Mike Mosley, Rick Rock, The Federation, Rhythmx, EZSD, Chauncey Banks, Skip Dogg, Bobby Ford, and Chuck Nutt

Without Mike Mosley launching the Mobb sound and Rick Rock launching the Hyphy sound the Bay area might have never blew up.
Vallejo, Oakland, Richmond The whole Bay area Fairfield, The Flats, The Field, need to know about this cuz all those citys are alike.

Flags On The Field

All of the signs were there when he was cheating, however she refused to see the Flags On The Field.