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The Frosty Anus

When you and your old lady are getting freaky and she wants to suck whipped cream off of your dick but all you have is cake icing, you make due. Before she can start sucking the icing off you flip her over and shove it in the exit ramp. Giving her THE FROSTY ANUS!
Thank god we had left over buttercream icing from my kids birthday cake. I gave momma THE FROSTY ANUS last night!
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The barbed- anus

warning this should only be attempted by hardcore christians. this involves taking a stake in the shape of the cross and wrapping it in barbed wire. You then take a replica light saber (courtesy of star wars) and wrap it with the same razor wire used to wrap the stake. The stake is then inserted into the girls ass well chanting ABRA CODABRA and some other crazy hymns. You then take the light saber and insert it into a bible. You then take the bible and insert the entire concoction into the girls open honey pot until only the end of the lightsaber can be seen. take the end of the light saber and begin spining it making the razor wire rip apart the pages of the bible leaving some holy shit inside her uterus. the remove the stake and pray. usually followed by the little brother. the barbed-anus
The barbed- anus was performed long ago by darth vader. PS. parachute pants
The barbed- anus by 100%naturalflava November 19, 2006

The Looog Anus

While having a full erection,seek the highest point in the room. Dresser step ladder ect. While on the platform preform a graceful swan dive onto ur partner with erection sklidding perfectly into the anus, not only causing an orgasim but contracting Aids/HIV as well.
While preforming the Looog anus he snapped his dick.
The Looog Anus by Crazycatbitch11 January 17, 2019

Up the Pope's Anus

Julian: Hey Sandy, swichch the kettle on.
Sandy: Oh shit, the kettle`z up the pope's anus.
Julian: Fuck, now we can't have tea.

The Devil's Anus

When a person shits so furiously and aggressively that it tears the insides causing stomach acid to flow out of the anus, which will come into contact with the open wounds from the torn anus, causing an intense burning down there.
"My husband was a good man, but he died of The Devil's Anus."
The Devil's Anus by PartEikooc December 26, 2020

Hotter than the devil's anus

An expression used to describe an excruciatingly hot situation, either as in temperature or sexually.
Wow, beads of sweat are dripping from my brow. It's hotter than the devil's anus in here.

flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff

One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.
Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!