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Slice The Beef 

Slicing the beef refers to the act of parting a women's large labia (a.k.a. "beef curtains") and inserting your penis.
"Hey dude, are you going to slice the beef tonight with what's her name?"

"I totally sliced her beef"

The Reverse Slimeball 

The act of reverse jizzing back into yourself.
"Bro I was jacking off last night and got hit with the reverse slimeball."

Under the lemon slice 

A term used to describe a secure location where something is kept
Johnathan was worried about his new salary, so he made sure he kept some under the lemon slice.

slice the Limburger 

To pass gas that is extremely odiferous, super-loud/drawn-out, and/or copiously voluminous, so that said whizzpopper is noticeably more offensive than simply "cutting the cheese".
I chowed down on three bowls of fragrant steaming baked beans at the neighbors' backyard barbeque last evening, and now my butt-hole is parched and raw from having to slice the Limburger all night.
slice the Limburger by QuacksO October 15, 2018

Slice the mango 

Slice the mango: Man, Dave really sliced that mango
Slice the mango by Skyferret69 September 19, 2021

slice on the mat 

A slice on the mat is a Second War British term. It signifies the eager anticipation of a serviceman returning home on leave; as his woman opens the door they can't even wait to get to the bedroom, and have sex there and then, on the mat, just inside the door. It is still used.
I hadn't seen her for three months, and when I turned up she immediately gave me a slice on the mat. She did remember to close the door, though. . .
slice on the mat by benbisley July 22, 2010