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The ring of fire

When you're spicing it up in the bedroom and get a blowjob from a girl who's just eaten spicy food.
After a drunken wing night, me and the missus went back to the bedroom and I accidently got put through the ring of fire.
The ring of fire by Victory Gin October 3, 2019

The Ring of Mordor 

The excruciating, fiery aftermath of devouring excessively spicy foods—like wings slathered in ghost pepper sauce—when the flames don’t just stay in your mouth but travel through your digestive system, culminating in a burning ring of pain around your anus during bowel movements. It’s a fiery experience so intense, Frodo himself wouldn’t dare try to destroy this ring.
• Alex: "Bro, those inferno wings were insane last night!"
Chris: "Yeah, I’m paying for it today… The Ring of Mordor is real!"
• "Never again will I underestimate those ‘Extra Hot’ jalapeño poppers. The Ring of Mordor has claimed me."
The Ring of Mordor by anonymous January 24, 2025

The Ring Around

Google Ai: "Ring around" (or "ring round") is a phrase, primarily used in British English, meaning to call several people or places on the phone to gather information, check availability, or arrange something. It is equivalent to "calling around" in American English

Modern Slang that i know it as: Making something more complicated or in depth than it necessarily needs to be.
"He told me he'd pay me for a simple task but gave me the ring around for some reason" or in a positive sense "My training was pretty in depth and detailed my manager gave me the ring around"
The Ring Around by TheMunkey February 10, 2026

Tearing the ring out of it 

When someone persists with an activity long after it's lost its merit or factor of amusement for others. You know the sort of people, they hang around long after a party has ended, use the same joke over and over again. They'll continue doing their thing no matter how tedious it becomes for those around them.
*Aidan just wanted to give Juan's skateboard a quick try, but he's been on it for hours now and refuses to get off*

Juan mumbles, "Damn, this bastard is really tearing the ring out of it"

fellowship of the ring

The correct acronym is 'FORD'.
Fellowship of Ring Damage. Gentry of an Antipodean background who form a friendship with a trader associated with large losses on his trading portfolio. Normally associated with regular late night drinking & arrivals in the office the next morning of a tardy nature.
'Oh look, there's the FORD on the golf course again'.

into the ring 

An expression referring to someone who is willing and ready to fight.
She didn’t sidestep his toxic insults; instead she climbed right into the ring and began to sling it faster and better until his nuts shriveled and he could no longer speak.
into the ring by Dr Bunnygirl July 31, 2019