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The Mighty Chuck Norris

While recieving a blowjob from your partner, at the point of ejaculation pull out your cock and smack them in the face while cumming, thus simulating the mighty roudhouse kick to the face by Chuck Norris.
"Trish is still recovering from 'The Mighty Chuck Norris' Dunn gave her last night."

chuck the kraut hammer

the deadliest man that will ever report the news on your television. The only man in the world that likes killing more than Joran Van Der Sloot.
When Jeffrey dahmer's cell mate was asked why he killed dahmer, he replied," Because Chuck the Kraut Hammer told me to in my dreams".

Chuck "The Iceman" Liddell 

Chuck "The Iceman" Liddell
Hometown: Santa Clause
Born: CAB - USA, USA
Fighting Out Of: San LuLu Opispoo, California
Age: 56
Height: 5.2
Weight: 294 lbs.
Overall MMA Record (W-L-D): 1-33-0
Strengths: Excellent striper with great legs. Well-rounded bitch tits.

UFC History

UFC 57: Liddell vs. Couture 3 (2/4/06) Liddell lost to Randy Couture by KO at 1:28 of the second round.

UFC 54: Boiling Point (08/20/05) Chuck lost to Jeremy Horn by TKO from Strikes in 2:46 min of the fourth round.

UFC 52: Couture vs. Liddell (4/16/05) Chuck became the last man to ever knock out Randy Couture, winning in 2:06 of the first round to become the new UFC World Lightweight Champion.

UFC 49: Unfinished Business (8/21/04) Chuck was knocked out by Vernon "Tiger" White in 4:05 of the first round.

UFC 47: IT'S ON (4/02/04) Chuck was knocked out by longtime rival Tito Ortiz in: 38 seconds of the second round.

UFC 43: Meltdown (6/06/03) Chuck lost to Randy Couture by TKO in 2:39 of the third round in a fight for the interim LHW title.

UFC 40: Vendetta (11/22/02), Liddell was knocked out by tough Brazilian Renato "Babalu" with a kick to the head at 2:55of the first round.

UFC 37.5: High Impact (6/22/02) Chuck lost to Vitor Belfort by unanimous decision

UFC 35: Throwdown(1/11/02) Chuck lost to Amar Suloev by unanimous decision.

UFC 33: Victory in Vegas(9/28/01) Chuck lost to Murilo Bustamante by unanimous decision.

UFC 31: Locked and Loaded(5/04/01) Chuck was knocked out by former UFC heavyweight champion Kevin Randleman at 1:18 of the first round.

UFC 29: Defense of the Belts (12/16/00) Chuck kissed Jeff Monson on the lips.

UFC 22: There Can Be Only One Champion (9/24/99) Chuck lost to Shootfighter Paul Jones by ref stop at 3:53 of the first round.

UFC 19: Young Guns (3/05/99) Jeremy Horn defeated Chuck at 12:00 by referee stoppage due to choke out.

UFC 17: Redemption (5/15/98) Liddell made his debut winning a decision over a girl.
Chuck "The Iceman" Liddellloves Tito everynight.

chuck the fargers

What San Diego should say to its football team.
They want us to buy them a WHAT? CHUCK the Fargers!

Chuck the Deuce 

To throw your feces at another person and/or an object.
Chuck the Deuce by Schlank April 29, 2012

the young chuck norris 

when a man farts into a large bowl of cereal and then puts his dick into it, slowely so that the bowl slowely overflows then he punches a bitch in the face and makes her eat his concocktion. This can result in dominance of anyone in range
dude you totally gave her the young chuck norris