choke the bishop 

To masterbate, to physically stimulate ones penis untill ejaculation. (males only)

David: <walks in to bathroom> "ohhh d000000d, what the f*ck are you doing??

Marcin: "F*CK GUY!!! can't i choke the bishop in peace?"

choke the bishop by DEHS May 17, 2006

choke the sherrif and wait for the posse to come 

A term used for masterbation. Coined originally by the Great George Carlin.

When I get home from the strip club, Im gonna choke the sherrif and wait for the posse to come!

choke the sherrif and wait for the posse to come by Jerry July 14, 2003

Choke the Chicken 

1. Slang term for "masturbation."

2. Reference to Sarah Palin's new favorite interview background.

"I bet Ben missed the party to 'choke the chicken.'"

Choke the Chicken by Professionally Insane January 25, 2009

Choke the Ghost 

The act of jerking off using a napkin. To choke the ghost.

"I choked the ghost for a solid two hours yesterday."
or
"Would you like to choke the ghost for me?"

Choke the Ghost by Kitnix March 29, 2015

choke the chicken 

to strangle a common barnyard bird

look ma! i'm choking the chicken!

choke the chicken by blinkmebaby January 25, 2005

choke the brown cobra 

to take a shit, to defecate, to poo or poop

hey dude i need to choke the brown cobra right now. too much bran in my bread i think

choke the brown cobra by joff January 17, 2007

choke the piper 

to give a very hard handjob.

Fred:Has your girlfriend ever choke the piper on you?
Bob:I received one last night and this morning. My penis was aching man. It hurts man it hurts. My penis couldn't breathe...

choke the piper by Jellen Wu April 26, 2008