tow motor 

a redneck who kills animals for fun

Darick, you see that girl over there wearing a Realtree hat? Well, she looks like a tow motor!

tow motor by lilyh131 October 26, 2018

tow head 

tow headed is literally "flaxen haired". This meaning of tow comes from Middle Low German touw (which means "flax, hemp fiber"). This probably went back to the prehistoric Germanic base *tow-, *taw "make, prepare" (source also of English tool), in the sense "make yarn from wool; spin".

he's a real tow head

tow head by Nic July 25, 2004

tow-rope 

what happens after tabbogining. See also the jerry

Yeah the tow-rope is hard, but it's worth it to tabbogin back down.

tow-rope by Mars Rover4 November 30, 2004

tow the corporate line 

Somebody who thinks anything that corporate thinks of is the greatest idea. One who acts as the mouthpiece for a company that really sucks.

Jerry used to be one of us but now all he does is tow the corporate line.

tow the corporate line by hotrear August 25, 2010

Tow Law 

A small town or large village (depends how you look at it) in north-east England. It's mainly full of murderers and drunks. Many people who aren't from the area fear the place as if Satan had created it. People from Tow Law realise that it's not that bad due to the recent opening of a Co-op and a Greggs.

Has a large Pikey presence but they're pretty mellowed out.

Person not from Tow Law: "I had my car fitted with armor plates so I could briefly drive through Tow Law! I'm positive I saw someone getting eaten by savage Pikeys!!"

Person from Tow Law: "Hey Pikeys, want to go to Greggs or the Co-op? I'm starving."

Tow Law by Ub3r_Dr4g0n_5l4y3r_ October 31, 2011

Tow balling 

Tow balling is when a man leads another man around by his penis. Not in a gay way.

Cory was tow balling desi Rae around the villa like a dog on lead

Tow balling by Pewley February 25, 2017

tow mater 

A red neck hillbilly from North Carolina who enjoys using the word "noob" as an insult.

Did Tow Mater just flip the table again?

tow mater by Pippikins January 21, 2017