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Adjective describing something that is both swell and nifty
Joe: yo dude did you hear? Class is cancelled!
Jack: man that's really swifty!
Swifty by satan641 April 25, 2017
A third-rate Jew who doesn't exist. You might think he's there whenever you talk to him, but really you're just imagining him. While being the fastest person ever, Swifty has also suffered through a paper-eating addiction. With his old age, he's now ugly af. But back in his day, he was the hottest lesbian I've ever seen.
Person 1: "Did you see Swifty the other day?"
Person 2: "Who's Swifty?"
Person 1: "I actually don't know."
Swifty by Arsenal47 May 19, 2021
A goal Merchant/Machine for Reading Fc. Often likes to score free kicks or worldies. Wether it’s 20 yards or 30 yards everywhere he goes or 40 yards or 50 yards swifty scores a goal.
We are struggling for goals, let’s pass the ball to swifty. He often wins games for the mighty ding
Swifty by LoyalRoyal1871 September 15, 2021
Similar to Swifty, a freelancing app created for cool people that want things to be settled swiftly.
Swifty by swiftygigs August 22, 2022
Before work my girlfriend gave me a swifty before I dropped her off
Swifty by riley1989 November 23, 2022
A metropolitan young adult (usually from Gen Z) that that has been socialized into individualism and pop feminism.

The usual caricature is a young college-educated white woman seems to be content with the rat race, and spends many thousands of dollars to see Taylor Swift- or for cathartic, non-liberating pleasure in general. The term is used to followers of LeftTok to call out and satire those exhibiting white feminist tendencies.

Much of Taylor Swift's fan base claims to embrace & embody feminism, but the kind that works within neoliberal capitalism, the carceral state & society, contemporary white supremacist structures, and anti-communitarianism. When they are nudged to recognize and realign, they usually ignore it all and go back to indulgence.
I came across this Swifty on TikTok that was saying "the real poors are the ones who have to stand outside the stadium for Taylor Swift's Era's Tour."
Swifty by Genedide June 19, 2023