swede

Slang for your heid

Yer pure burstin' ma swede man!

Kylie Minogue's: "I just cannae get you oot ay ma swede..."

swede by Bernard Manning August 13, 2003

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Swede-ophile

Slang for swedish paedophile. First coined in 1998 by Carl Thomson, member of the labour cabinet, after he resigned due to alcohol problems.

Carl Thomson's Friend: "The opposition is probably a swedish paedophile."
Carl Thomson: "You mean like ... A Swede-ophile?"

Swede-ophile by Kenneth Dark-e April 13, 2007

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Swede

n. a boxhead.
Swedes are known as boxheads due to their squarish heads.
Often used to describe a thick, dull, brutish fellow that is prone to drunkenness.

That Swede was such a boxhead that he had a Volvo and a Saab.
That Swede's noggin was box-shaped so that is why he was called a boxhead.
Shall we go to Ikea to see the boxheads?

Swede by adam_before_eve April 27, 2006

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Swede Blood

A mixed drink featuring Svedka and red mixer that combines the alcohol's country of origin with the color of the drink (anything from Mountain Dew:Code Red to Hawaiian Punch will do as mixer as long as it is clearly red)

(Person 1) We're drinking Swede Blood tonight!

(Person 2) We're drinking the blood of a man from Sweden?

(Person 1) Nah, it's a drink man!

Swede Blood by SwagySwagySwag May 1, 2014