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wife swapping

a prerequisite for joining the LAPD. When applying for the Los Angeles Police Department, one must be willing to swap wives with the other police officers. (allowing another man to have sexual intercourse with your wife, in exchange for his wife).

This is an underground, but popular characteristic within the force.
Officer O' Connor: Who do I get for this weeks wife swapping?

Captain: Shut up rookie. You'll get your turn when we're all done with your wife.
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Turtle Stamping

The act of pressing one's anus against an object, or person, for example a wall, and producing a small head of poop to peak out and touch the wall, leaving a small print of stool behind.
I caught Billy turtle stamping the refrigerator this morning.

ticket stamping 

to repeatedly penetrate or fuck the aural cavity of another with one's tongue
"SHE'S GREAT AT TICKET STAMPING, BRAH. HER TONGUE WAS ALL UP IN MY EAR."
ticket stamping by all_yr_songs November 18, 2011

Dick-swapping 

Having sex with multiple people in a short amount of time
Shorty was fuckin Marquis this morning, now she fucking raquin. She stay dick-swapping
Dick-swapping by Dedi2 December 23, 2013

taco stamping 

The act of pressing the meat curtains of the vagina onto another person.
I haven't gotten any good action for a while, so I could use a good taco stamping.
taco stamping by beef curtains R' US September 15, 2015

Shower stamping

When you shit in the shower and stamp down on the shit into the drain.
To be more eco friendly after pissing in the shower I also shower stamping!

jizz swapping

When a girl takes on a load in her mouth and passes it on to another female friend who happily recieves the seed by kiss, or laying on her back and letting the first girl drip/spit it down on her.
"I keep getting spam about jizz swapping, what the hell is that!"
-anon