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restroom surgeon

An employee who, after having gone to the bathroom, washes, scrubs, and dries their hands for several minutes to avoid going back to their job function.
Holy shit, I was just in the bathroom at the same time as Paul. That restroom surgeon looks like he's trying to turn hand washing into a new career.
restroom surgeon by SkottyB August 25, 2013

tree surgeon banter 

Tree Surgeon Banter is a form of comical mocking and sarcasm used by those working in the arboricultural sector. Based strongly on innuendo and euphemisms. A facebook group with over 2500 members has been established in support of this unique type of banter.
I just love the way you've trimmed my bush - that's tree surgeon banter
Wow look at the size of Robs Chainsaw, very impressive - that's tree surgeon banter
Just look at the way he's caressing his trunk - that's tree surgeon banter

Morbid Surgeon 

a really cool Death Metal band from Vancouver Canada.
Guy1: DUDE?! WHAT'S THAT BAND WITH THE REALLY ENERGETIC VOCALIST WHO'S REALLY SHORT?
Guy2: MORBID SURGEON!
Morbid Surgeon by METALDUDE123456 December 19, 2008

brain surgeon 

Sarcastically applied to someone who makes a dumb mistake.
"You threw away the winning ticket?! Way to go brain surgeon!"
brain surgeon by tho3m December 30, 2009

amature surgeon 

amature surgeon is the best game ever on adult swim it tells the tail of alen probe in his quest to learn to cut people
er perform surgery with the help of ignious bleed washed up sergon
amature surgeon by xana55 September 28, 2009

Mexican brain surgeon 

noun

1) A sexual position wherein one partner lays on his/her back, with his/her head on the edge of a bed (or similar) and performs fellatio on a male partner that is standing in such a manner as to thrust his penis forcefully into his partner's open mouth.

2) An small alcoholic beverage meant to be consumed in one gulp or "shot," consisting of equal parts tequila and Goldshlagger.
1) "Tracy let me do a 'Mexican brain surgeon' last night!"

2) "Things went quickly downhill after that last round of 'Mexican brain surgeons.'"

Bonus combination example: "I met Jenna at the bar when we both ordered a 'Mexican brain surgeon." We toasted together and joked around a bit, then ordered another round. Fortunately, the liquid 'Mexican brain surgeon' did its job and I was able to do my own 'Mexican brain surgeon' on Jenna later that night. Giggitty.