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toaster stroodle 

misspelling of toaster strudel, also used as a religious sacrifice in the religion Stroodlism
Example 1: Polly: What are you eating? Ernie: I'm eating a toaster stroodle.

Example 2: Penny: What are you sacrificing to Mother for today's Stroodle Mass? Archibald: a toaster stroodle
toaster stroodle by Mother's Disciple September 12, 2020

Noodle Stroodle 

Person one: *relaxing, just looking out the window*
Person two: "I'm gonna noodle stroodle you"
Person one: *concerned face* no, I'm fine, thank you. *runs away panicked*

The toaster stroodle 

When you lose the sugar flavoring for your toaster pastries, so you stick your dick in the toaster and season it with your cum
Dave got sent to the hospital after making the toaster stroodle

Stroodlism 

An almost mostly valid religion that worships the almighty God, Mother, and eats toaster stroodles.
Manny: Are you religious?
Newman: Yeah, I believe in Stroodlism!
Manny: Oh, ME TOO! #stroodlehourlife
Stroodlism by StroodlerOfMom September 12, 2020

stroodlism 

an almost mostly valid religion that worships the almighty God, Mother, and eats toaster stroodles
Manny: Are you religious!

Newman: Yeah, I believe in Stroodlism

Manny: Oh me too! #stroodlehourlife
stroodlism by mother's stroodles September 12, 2020

stroodlism 

an almost mostly valid religion that worships the almighty God, Mother, and eats toaster stroodles
Manny: Are you religious?

Newman: Yeah, I believe in Stroodlism

Manny: Oh me too! #stroodlehourlife
stroodlism by a fellow Stroodler September 12, 2020