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Stiles Promise 

a promise that someone says they will do, and then doesn't go through with it
I told my mom that I would stay focused 100% of the time while doing schoolwork, but it was merely a Stiles promise to get her to go away.
Hitler promised that Germany would prosper under his rule, but the promise was revealed to be a Stiles promise after he shot himself in 1945

Sacred Heart High School (Stittsville) 

Sacred Heart High School is a catholic middle/high school in Stittsville, Canada. Even though it’s in a rich area, all the girls are thots and all the guys (except for me btw) is a douche bag. One thing people are great at here is getting pregnant at 14 and getting high. The school rivals South Carleton High School which isn’t any better tbh. All students are basically required to wear Gucci cloths and yeezy shoes and flex on pretty much everyone even though they’re all fake and poor. The teachers are homophobic, racist, and sexist, especially the religion teachers. Everyone here wants to be black even though they’re all white. They all seem to think they’re part of a gang, most of them are racist, and they all sell drugs to the 7th graders.
Me: Why is everyone here a hooker/douche bag, oh right, it’s Sacred Heart High School (Stittsville).

Person A: Why do all these people think they’re from the ghetto?
Me: They go to Sacred Heart High School (Stittsville).

stiltzdaddy 

A true deutch mark from Bangladoosh; A cuntsworth. A person to avoid at all cost.
That guy sucks! What a stiltzdaddy!
stiltzdaddy by shiza fantastic February 20, 2009

Ryan Stiles 

An American Born Comedian. Very funny, and 6'5" tall. Probably most known for his role on 'Whose Line is it Anyway' (An awesome improv show)
Ryan Stiles is the best on Whose Line!
Ryan Stiles by Megan. May 14, 2005

StitsHass 

Short for a chick with Saggy tits but a Hot ass.
Wow, that stripper had flapjacks, but what an incredibly nice ass! She is such a StitsHass that I I'm really obsassed!
StitsHass by Jeff D October 13, 2005