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Squirreling

The art of managing to lick the asshole, whilst having the penis in the troat and the balls filling the cheeks. Mostly done to your boss by an eager colleague.
Ed is squirreling his way to the top!
Squirreling by CharleiB0B0 September 6, 2021

squirreling

the act of a man artfully placing ones own twin jewels between his arse cheeks to create a mangina
man- hey babe, can you see my balls in these shorts?
woman- no babe, perfect squirreling!

squirreling

when a girl tries to get your nuts as far away from your body as is humanly possible
brian: hey man, why do you keep groaning and holding your balls?

stewie: my girl was squirreling the sh*t outta me last night
squirreling by Banterlope89 May 5, 2022

Squirreling

Stuffing all bodily openings(urethra,anus, mouth, nose, and ears) with acorns and then proceeding to crawl around like a squirrel while in the nude.
“You cant’t call yourself a man if you havent been squirreling with the boys
Squirreling by Turkey_frotter101 December 18, 2024

Squirreling a nut 

A sex act where the semen fills the recivers mouth to the point of over flow.
She gave me dome and she was squirreling a nut.
Squirreling a nut by IR8ALPHA March 16, 2021

urban squirreling 

the act in which a person goes through a drive through with the car in reverse so that the passenger side of the vehicle must order and receive the food
You might receive really odd looks, or in some cases, the fast food worker won't notice the difference. The key to urban squirreling is to keep a straight face.
urban squirreling by tazmonkey33 September 11, 2011