spleened

The act or instance of having a mass of soft tissue, usually the spleen, ripped or torn from the body, often while the person is still alive and shrieking and thrashing about horribly.

Jason got spleened yesterday at the plant when he got too close to some dangerous machinery. Took hours for the surgeons to fix him back up.

spleened by Lute September 14, 2004

Spleenthief 

A nice bloke.Very funny.
Meme

Spleenthief i lob you

Spleenthief by Ilikespleenthief December 14, 2019

Splamining your Spleeds 

To describe having friends over and they're all stoned as fuck and doing dumb but funny shit

Wibigiblades..
Ok bro stop splamining your spleeds
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

Splamining your Spleeds by Aptolpraidolweeds December 9, 2020

spleen ass

1) of very poor quality 2) an expression of condolence.
see pimp ass

"That's a spleen ass coat you've bought there. It looks like it's made from a three-legged camel."

"Some bastard made your prize three-legged camel into a coat?? Spleen ass!!"

spleen ass by mc November 30, 2003

Ow my spleen 

Ow my spleen

Ow my spleen

Ow my spleen by Inquisitive Walnut July 3, 2019

spleenis 

A makeshift penis constructed of socks stuffed inside a sock. Can be worn by both females and males. Originated on the Lounge at Vampirefreaks.com.

"Damn, Spleeny has a huge spleenis! I'd like her to stick it in me."
"But it's a sock. That would hurt."
"It's kewl. I like the pain."

spleenis by Laura Eff June 11, 2008

spleen moles 

Moles that live in your spleen. They aid the Swamp People who are slowly takeing over the world. ie : something that should be feared.

Fear the spleen moles

spleen moles by The Sandwich on the Floor January 16, 2005