Spider Solitaire 

The object of Spider Solitaire is to remove all of the cards from the ten stacks at the top of the window in the fewest number of moves.

This is what happens when they run out of ideas for new games.

They add an insects name to the start and change a few things.

Before:
Solitaire

After:
Spider Solitaire

Spider Solitaire by pseudonym... what a word.... December 6, 2017

pocket solitaire 

n. a euphemism for masturbating, especially when done discreetly in public

Derived from the use of a small electronic handheld version of Solitaire, originally a single-player card game. Similarly, the person is performing a solo act of masturbation with his pocket rocket.

A man is sitting on a bench in a fitness room, staring at the ladies in tight shorts running on the treadmills.

One of the ladies is creeped out and tells a staff member:

"This man is playing pocket solitaire, and he's about to win!"

pocket solitaire by idontdodrugsucreep February 10, 2012

competitive solitaire 

the game you can play when you go to "heaven"

wilbur: do you want to play competitive solitaire with me tommy?

tommy: you are weird wilbur.

competitive solitaire by slinger may i say March 10, 2021

Sock Solitaire 

The game of matching socks after doing laundry with the rarely achieved goal of matching.

Unlike a fixed deck of cards, sock solitaire involves the added thrill of overcoming entropy and chaos to have all socks reunited in a single batch of laundry.

Sock Solitaire by DrTortoise September 9, 2025

Sock-Puppet Solitaire

The person who has a team of alt accounts that she constantly uses to create pretend support, praise, and agreement "from others" for herself in forums and social media.

Oh, I see that she's back for another round of Sock-Puppet Solitaire again! It's so cringe and humiliating, I can't!

Sock-Puppet Solitaire by EffortlesslyBetter April 23, 2026

dealing myself a hand of solitaire

A rather sophisticated term for masturbating.

My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.

dealing myself a hand of solitaire by El ritardo April 17, 2020

splitfire

a female spitfire; a female who is very active and motivated

Alexis is always on the ball, a real splitfire.

splitfire by Snoopy Pugh April 17, 2008