Horological socialism 

When a lazy client or watch dealer asks what a watch is worth, which they will not be purchasing or selling to you. These are people who value other peoples time at zero and personify the socialist way, by expecting other to do their job for them and give knowledge hand outs.

Horological Socialism - Hey what is this Rolex Datejust worth ( even though I have 0 intention of selling to you)

Dealer- Why would I tell you that when you clearly aren’t going to sell to me, go buy another Watch Trading Academy course, and maybe you’ll learn how to do your job !

Horological socialism by Archieluxury April 26, 2021

socialishness 

Socialishness is what social media should be, but isn't. Television started carrying theatre but quickly eroded to be just filler content between commercials and now is mostly infomercials. The web went from information to porn almost instantly. Now Social Media is more Media than Social. the only thing that will save Social Media from a quick death is "socialishness"... people have to actively meet in-real-life (IRL) and shun/block/attack any aggressive marketing attempts using Social Media.

If you are not sure what to blog about, DO SOMETHING IN REAL LIFE and blog about it. Socialishness is a lot more sincere and interesting than repeating other experiences or ideas.

socialishness by Gregory Alan Elliott 2 February 2, 2010

chairman socialist 

A huge faggot who idolizes mao, also likes slapping men and screaming feminist shit

"Oh, that person is a total chairman socialist!"

chairman socialist by Ajwheh721 December 8, 2018

National Socialist Party 

very cool house party...

James: I'm hosting a party
Tim: Yeah sick, how big we talking here?
James: Huge, gonna be a National Socialist Party
Tim: Oh shit, it's bouta get litty tonight

National Socialist Party by EpicChickenSauceMan05 October 22, 2022

socialist teeth 

Oversized bared teeth, normally looking down at the viewer.

They all have the "Socialist teeth" showing in their avatars too.

My Socialist teeth are evenly distributed in my mouth.

socialist teeth by halcyowo July 9, 2020

cocktail socialist 

Similar to the American limousine liberal, latte liberal, Australian chardonnay socialist and French "gauche caviar," this term is used to describe one who is both rich and a political leftist, particularly a social democrat.

John was a cocktail socialist. He indulged in expensive real estate, travel and fine wines, but drove a hybrid car with a Greenpeace bumper sticker.

cocktail socialist by mute_soul October 2, 2006

Champagne Socialist

Billy Bragg, a folk-punk performer. Best known in England for espousing the virtues of being a working class man and then moving the fuck out of his blue collar 'hood in Essex asap. Certainly a fine musician, widely acclaimed for killer albums such as Back to Basics and his respectable tributes to Joe Strummer (of the only band that matters, the ClashTM), he is fond of "pontificating on a South London council estate when we all know he lives in a lovely big house in West Dorset".

GI Dave: OMG Billy Bragg! Dude, I'm your biggest fan!

SJ: OMG PLUS ME TOO!

GI Dave: You should come play at our school's music festival Culture Shock in April!

Billy Bragg: I would love to but unfortunately April is the month that I arbitrarily fire half of my waiting/serving staff at home and hire new servants that I can pay less. If Joe Strummer were alive I would recommend you to him because he squatted almost his whole life and definitely never lived in Dorset. However, he's dead so you'll probably have to go watch some totally unremarkable over-hyped hipster headliner for Culture Shock.

GI Dave: man, CL was totally right, you really are such a champagne socialist.

Champagne Socialist by ChristaLea December 24, 2007