cry shitting 

The act of straining so hard whilst shitting that you slowly weep, putting everyone else in the bathroom in an awkward situation

Person 1: Dude dont go in that bathroom I heard someone cry shitting.
Person 2: Should we ask if he's ok?
Person 1: Naw that'd be too weird.

cry shitting by Dream Creamer May 18, 2017

shitting in my mailbox 

Used against a person who is a fucking blind motherfucker who plays all your goddamn videogames and is a foreskin who’s about learn about colors.

Yo, shit for brains! What god damn color is this ? Huh? You fucking blind motherfucker! Who the fuck do you think you are, coming here, shitting in my mailbox, playing my god damn video games? You’re gonna learn about colors you, you dumb foreskin!

shitting in my mailbox by Locomotive Man June 9, 2020

sitting duck 

Term usually used/heard in combat. Means an individual or persons is extremly vulnerable, possibly out in the open and or helpess in their current position.

"Our men have no cover in that open field. They are sitting ducks to the enemy!"

sitting duck by UglyMug November 5, 2004

Sitting Andy 

n.
1. Coined by Ice Poseidon's audience, Sitting Andy is a nickname given to Z-list celebrity Andy Milonakis. Due to Andy's content on twitch.tv consisting of sitting and eating, it is an entirely appropriate and well deserved nickname.

n. and v.
2. A livestream on Twitch.tv's IRL section where the broadcaster would sit and eat while interacting with his/her audience. This can also be used as a verb.

Fuck sitting andy and leechbread!

Ok guys, I'm getting a bit hungry. Time to sitting andy in this section of the stream! Today I'll be having some korean bbq.

Sitting Andy by WORLD CLASS MOFUCKA, MOTHAFUCK June 23, 2017

Shitting Out Kitten Tails

Defecating turds that look like kitten tails aka small and thin

Hey last night i was shitting out kitten tails after those mr noodles

Shitting Out Kitten Tails by KittenTails January 7, 2023

shitting bricks 

to be extremely scared or freightened

we got away before they caught us, man we were shitting bricks

shitting bricks by Mike March 9, 2005

Spitting that Joseph 

The ability to spit that game, talk to the ladies and make them melt for you like butter. It usually requires such tactics as making crude comments on girls facebook statuses, making odd sexual jokes, and being loud and obnoxious at times. Side effects can include trash cans filled with used condoms and getting on other guys nerves.

This girl girl has a big ole nice ass I would like to slap my dick on, so I better get her facebook and start Spitting that Joseph!

Look at dick cheese over there Spitting that Joseph!

I may only have a 1 inch penis and and a face that is slathered in muckbut, but im still Spitting that Joseph!

Spitting that Joseph by dickcheese12345 August 11, 2011