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Semen Slurpie

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Semen slurpie:
When a women drinks the semen out of the condom after intercourse.
(Sees friend sucking helium out of a balloon)
"ew your reminding me of the time I saw someone do a semen slurpie!"
by sksksksoofoofoof May 8, 2019
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hungarian slurpie

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when a male fucks a man or woman in the ass and cums in there butt. then inserts a straw and slurps out the cum/shit mixture.
Sean- dude last night Emily let me pull a hungarian slurpie on her!
Cole- that fuckin gnarly. the only way to gain self respect now is to hang yourself with an extention cord.
by D-man choo November 11, 2009
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A guy has anal intercourse with a lady friend. The guy then ejaculates inside her rectum, after urinates inside also, and finishes it with a chocolate topping called poop. The guy then takes a straw and stirs it for a couple seconds then enjoys his "dairy treat."
Girl, that anal slurpie was tasty.
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Salty Slurpie

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When a man freezes a large amount of his jizz and makes slurpies out of it.
Mary: Hey Matt, why does this slurpie taste so salty?

Matt: Oh, it's actually a Salty Slurpie..
by ZEE SUPER GERMAN! February 5, 2010
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Brazillian slurpie

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This is when you take either a friends drink, or just someone you really despise, and you cum inside of it and you sit back and watch them drink it.
Dude I finally got that jerk back by giving him a Brazillian slurpie.
by Atomsk_SPK May 19, 2009
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cherry slurpie

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when you think a girl is sexy you call her a cherry slupie
Damn, look at tht cherry slurpie over there she is fine.
by PARSON January 9, 2009
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steam slurpie

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Mark loves steam slurpies. I think he uses an app to find them
by JAIL_BLAZE November 6, 2017
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